Hello, folks, I'm here with Chun Li to
test out the new 'MATCHMAKER 2000'.
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I'll be first to test this machine out. Ryu,
who am I most compatible with? |
The
MATCHMAKER 2000 says that Chun Li is most compatible with me. |
That's what I want to hear!
Now what does the MATCHMAKER 2000 say about Fei Long, Blanka, T. Hawk, Dee Jay, E. Honda, Zangief, Dhalsim, Balrog,
Sagat and Bison? I don't believe this..... It says that they all should meet a bloody death being raped by Dan! Cammy and Setsuna must
have tampered with the machine. There are porn images of Dan and Vega everywhere!!!!!!
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Ryu, you may own Chun Li's heart but her hot body belongs to me!!!!
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I hope the machine is still under warranty.
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Ryu,
I am so happy that I'm most compatible with you... Do you know what does this mean?
***BLUSHES*** |
Sorry,
Chun Li, I don't care what any one says but I am only compatible with my
Shotokan martial arts and nothing else. |
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