THE DOJO (Ryu and Chun Li's matchmaking service)





Hello, folks, I'm here with Chun Li to test out the new 'MATCHMAKER 2000'.


I'll be first to test this machine out. Ryu, who am I most compatible with?





The MATCHMAKER 2000 says that Chun Li is most compatible with me.


That's what I want to hear! Now what does the MATCHMAKER 2000 say about Fei Long, Blanka, T. Hawk, Dee Jay, E. Honda, Zangief, Dhalsim, Balrog, Sagat and Bison? I don't believe this..... It says that they all should meet a bloody death being raped by Dan! Cammy and Setsuna must have tampered with the machine. There are porn images of Dan and Vega everywhere!!!!!!


Ryu, you may own Chun Li's heart but her hot body belongs to me!!!!


I hope the machine is still under warranty.


Ryu, I am so happy that I'm most compatible with you... Do you know what does this mean?
***BLUSHES***


Sorry, Chun Li, I don't care what any one says but I am only compatible with my Shotokan martial arts and nothing else.


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