Happy St. Patrick's Day. It's every Irishman's day to drink like it's New Year's Eve again, but wear shitloads of green and drink even more excessively. This song is put here to celebrate my people's day.

Flogging Molly-Fuck You, I'm Drunk

I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.

I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.

Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

Fuck you, I'm drunk (Fuck you!)
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm druuunk!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvRXAEJM1wI

Here's another Irish band, the Dropkick Murphys from their album, Blackout.

Dropkick Murphys-Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
With degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the gig

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, Honey let me take you home

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers (You're tiny!)
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round

One round!

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm Soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers she kissed me
And I only bought her one ROUND!

SO KISS ME!
I'M SOAKED, I'M SOILED AND BROWN!
IN THE TROUSERS, SHE KISSED ME!
AND I ONLY BOUGHT HER ONE ROUND!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Xm8ALOgb74