The other 5 fighters continued to stare at the movie poster as Vega was escorted on set. The door behind the fighters opened and in stepped a gorgeous girl, wearing blue jeans, white t-shirt and a black leather jacket with a bag slung over her shoulder. Her black hair cascaded down her back and Evil Ryu did not know what to do with himself. The woman approached the fighter’s.

"Excuse me-is this the pop video set?"

As Sagat, Evil Ryu, Akuma and M.Bison drooled, Balrog said-

"Nope…this is the porn movie studio…"

"Where’s the script?" Vega asked pondering why the director had simply escorted him onset without even telling him what his part involved or even providing a script.

"We’ll get this part done first-heh-you don’t need a script for this."

"And why’s that?"

"Because this is the porn scene of this porn film…"

The other lot were still drooling over this girl.

They had seen her face before.

She was chun-li

Evil Ryu approached her.

"Heh well if you need me to escort you to the pop video set then I would be happy to oblige."

Chun-li smirked.

"Actually-why don’t we have fun here?" chun-li said as she walked into a dressing room. The others followed her to the room and waited outside…tongues still hanging out of their mouths. About 30 seconds later out came dominatrix chun-li, with her hair in a high ponytail, black lipstick and dark seductive make up, a red fur trimmed black Rhine stone corset and tight black leather trousers, finished with knee high heavy buckled red boots. In one hand she held a whip, the other an axe.

"So boys, wanna play?" 0_~

Of course they did. Now all 5 were very aroused. But that was soon to change.

They forgot this was a nightmare…

Vega was little taken back by what was said. He had never imagined being in a PORN film. But then he thought:

"Hhhmmmm…getting paid for letting people gape at my lovely naked body while making love to lots of beautiful women? MAN! I should’ve come here instead of joining Shadowlaw years ago!"

It was apparent he had also forgotten this was a nightmare as well.

He was shoved onto the center of the set… with his "co-stars"

He turned as white as a sheep.

7 beer bellied, 40-year-old men were naked in a circle into which Vega had been shoved. They were…ugghhh…how can I put his nicely… "Stroking their gun’s while eyeing their pretty victim."

Some of them had no teeth.

Some of them had only one eye!

All of then had no hair

And all of them only saw Vega for 3 seconds as he bombed it outta that place.

When he got outside he collapsed onto the grass, breathing heavily and very ready to go home.

10 seconds later he heard the sounds of 5 men screaming.

Akuma, Balrog, Sagat and M.Bison were running from the Evil, dominatrix chun-li, who had a rather evil grin on her face.

"Awww…come on my lovely’s! I just wanna PLAY!!!!!"

With whipped chests and red cheeks (heh-I ain’t talking about the one’s on their face either!) they joined Vega in running as far away from the studio as possible.

At last they managed to get to the final studio, at which they really wanted to go home.

When they entered, they discovered the studio deserted.

A shadowy figure was sitting on a throne like chair behind a cloud of smoke. As the smoke cleared M.Bison and Evil Ryu’s worse nightmare came true.

This was a new Shadowlaw…and the "good" Ryu was running it.

He looked rather evil.

He was smirking.

Ryu never smirks.

This was frightening.

Really, really frightening.

"What the f*** is going on here???" Evil Ryu inquired. Ryu’s smirk grew at that question.

"Well boys, it looks like the end of the road."

All the fighters- O_O

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…" Ryu boomed as from behind the fighters emerged dominatrix Chun-li, escorted by just as kinky Cammy White, who was wearing a white PVC nurse uniform, shocking red lipstick and was basically dressed like a slut. They both went and sat on Ryu’s lap.

"You know what’s coming…" Ryu, who was now evil, said.

Akuma gazed at Ryu-rather envious.

"No…NO! This can’t happen-I didn’t think…" Bison muttered as the other 5 glanced in his direction.

"What are you talking about?" asked a rather annoyed Vega. " I don’t understand how is a nightmare. To be honest, I’m rather enjoying this" he said as his eye’s wandered over Chun-li and Cammy.

Cammy walked over to Vega and gripped his arm. Twisting it-Vega winced, as he could not escape her hold.

"You know, Vega, I have a rather fun fantasy that involves me…"

0_^

"…You…"

^_^

"And those actors from the porn studios…"

O_O

At which point Vega screamed and ran behind the other fighters.

"Don’t you realize what has happened? Don’t you know what this means?" Bison muttered-shocked. Cammy approached Bison and gripped his neck firmly, pushing him to the ground.

A small hint of what was to come next came in the form of 7 people in business dress, gagged and handcuffed, being pushed out in front of the fighters.

"Hey-who are those people?" Sagat asked.

"They are the people from Capcom, the people who created the street fighter game. And after a little persuasion on my part-they have officially ended the street fighter genre of games…do you know how the story ends???"

M.Bison gulped, all the others shock their heads, dumbfounded.

"Well…the game ends with me taking over Shadowlaw, getting jiggy with ALL the street fighter ladies and you…heh heh heh…and you are officially killed off.

Camay’s grip on Bison became stronger.

"YEAH! And I don’t have to put up with those stupid storylines about us dating…and me being a clone of you, and all that crap…no I can be what I always wanted to be…"

"And what’s that?" Sagat asked

"A sadistic dominatrix, like Chun-li."

"Man-things could not get worse…" Evil Ryu muttered

"Heh heh heh…" Ryu, who was evil (and yes-I’m getting confused) said

"The best is yet to come…do you all know how you are killed off?"

That’s when the look of horror became apparent on ALL the fighters’ faces.

"It starts with Evil Ryu…beginning to fade…"

At which point Evil Ryu began to fade

"NO…. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Heh heh heh-then comes Bison’s demise…which involves a group of nun’s…"

The nun’s entered as soon as Ryu, who was evil, had finished his sentence. The six-strong 70 year olds were brandishing sponges, soap, and toothless grins.

"Now come on young man…" they giggled which, coming from them was a rather scary sound, "its time we scrub that evil outta you and turn you to the light of the lord…" at which point they pursued a screaming Bison, their grins getting ever bigger…

"And as for you, Balrog…" at which Balrog cowered behind Akuma-who muttered, "oh please…"

I know YOUR worst fear…

"No-no…PLEASE NOT THE BUNNIES!!!" Balrog screamed as his worst nightmare was coming true.

"Bunnies…BUNNIES? Damn Balrog- you really are a wuss! You know I skin bunnies and eat em’ alive!" Vega replied.

"heh…I don’t think you could eat THESE bunnies." Ryu, who was evil, said.

And that’s when a sound like thunder hammered across the room.

6 pure white, red eyed, 10 feet tall sharp teethed bunny rabbits came crashing through the studio, running after the now fleeing Balrog. His screams became distant as he ran out the door, with the bunnies pursuing him, crashing a huge hole through the wall disappearing into the horizon.

Ryu, who was evil, turned his attention to Sagat and Vega.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA…MAN! ARE YOU TWO IN FOR A SURPRISE…"

And outta no where-Sagat was transformed into a bride’s groom, Akuma into a little bride’s maid, and Vega into the bride.

"Yes…heh heh heh-according to the new ending-you two flee Shadowlaw after falling madly in love-both admitting to your gayness…and you-Akuma-you are turned into a 7 year old girl-who loves Barbie’s, backstreet boys and cute fluffy kittens…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" they simultaneously screamed, bolting through the hole in the studio the giant bunnies had made earlier-followed by the still present but fading fast Evil Ryu.

Ryu, who was evil, got up from his throne like chair and called to dominatrix and Chun-li

"Get the Jacuzzi ready, and tell Rose, Mika, Juni, Juli, and all the other Girl’s that I wanna see em’ in there with their THONGS baby!"

At which the two ladies scuttered off-not before telling how much of a sex god Ryu, who was not evil was…and he left with the same smirk he appeared with.

Somewhere beyond the green green fields of the horizon, all the fighters had managed to meet up, with the exception of Balrog. Frightened, worried and confused-all the fighters spoke at once…all with the same question…

"HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE?"

But new troubles were to arise before Balrog arrived. They began transforming again.

It began with Bison who was now chibi-Bison, looking very cute, and very confused.

"OH WHAT NOW?" chibi-Bison squeaked adorably.

Sagat suddenly transformed into a giant carrot, as Vega transformed into Britney spears (again), at which point fading

Evil Ryu and bride’s maid Akuma had jumped on him-trying to hump him.

A screaming Balrog, who had also somehow been transformed into a giant carrot was being followed by the giant bunnies drew closer to the fighters.

The fighters simply froze when Balrog arrived-the giant bunnies forming a ring around the fighters.

"Oh my god-what do we do now?" chibi Bison squeaked in a way too cute voice.

"Theirgonnaeatus, THEIRGONNAEATUS!!!!" Balrog shrieked, ready to pass out

"Hey you two…GET OFFA ME!" Vega screamed at fading Evil Ryu and bride’s maid Akuma, who were perfectly balanced on his posterior.

The giant bunnies eyed all of them, drooling ravenously.

The giant bunnies stepped forward.

"Mummy…" Chibi Bison muttered.

And all the bunnies attacked at once.

The last image the fighters saw was the one of giant bunny teeth coming for them.

Then they awoke.

Muttering, squinting their eyes and holding their heads, all the fighters arose from the floor of Dhalsim's temple.

"What the…why the hell did that happen????" Sagat angrily demanded.

Akuma was eyeing Vega hopefully, and got a very angry glare in return.

Evil Ryu was also eyeing him hopefully-waiting for him to transfer into Britney again.

"Will you two QUIT IT!" Vega boomed.

"Dhalsim…you are a sick, sick man" M.Bison said.

"Not as sick as Balrog…I can’t believe you dream of giant bunnies Balrog" Sagat said-hiding his grin and trying to control his laughter.

"Yeah, well…we KNOW you really enjoyed drooling over Vega…" Balrog retorted, wishing a moment later he hadn’t as Sagat looked like he was gonna kill him.

Dhalsim had a grin from ear to ear as he simply replied, "THAT’S what you get from stealing my elephants!"

Bison-rather pissed of, decided to charge at Dhalsim.

Dhalsim held out his palm that contained another little pile of purple dust.

Bison, stopping in his tracks, quickly flew in the other direction, followed by the other fighters, accompanied by their screams.

"Heh, that was fun…I wonder what other fighters I should plague with such nightmares…" Dhalsim pondered.

Grinning, he returned to his meditating.