The (miss) adventures of the Spanish ninja book 2

So everything was set-the tables with snacks had been laid out, the hi-fi was on standby, the trees of the park were draped in tinsel and colourful spray, and the sunset, with its lovely red after glow really set the mood.

Vega was hiding in the bush as the shadow lawmen drove off. He only had 10 minutes to wait till 8pm, and already he could see cars driving down the dusty path to the park. Vega, giggling like a schoolgirl got his bow and arrows ready. People began emerging from the cars, quite distant from where Vega was, and they began wandering towards the tables and chairs, wondering what the hell was going on. Vega suddenly became pissed off, as he realised there were “uninvited guests”. Chun-li had been accompanied by Guile, Jane (his wife) Amy (his daughter) and their little white dog. He was surprised that she had had not arrived with Ken or Ryu, as rumours that the three of them had gotten back in touch had been spreading through shadow law. Which was the reason why he had invited Karin and Sakura, which he had no intention on making a move on. It was well known that Karin and Sakura were always challenging Ken and Ryu to fights, and he thought they would prove as useful distractions would the need arise. But he was certainly not expecting Guile and his family to turn up. Never mind. Another car arrived, this time Cammy stepping out. “At least she’s on her own,” Vega thought.

Moments later he looked down the dusty path to a rather large figure was running towards the park-and only later did he realise that it was because it was being chased by another figure. R.Mika had arrived, being “escorted” by none other than Dan Hibiki

“Awwww c’mon baby…just one date”

“NOOOOOOO” R.Mika screamed in her strong Russian voice.

A van was now making its way down the path, and Vega had inkling about who was inside it. Juni and Juli stepped out, returning from their mission in Denmark, which was why Vega had to invite them-because he wouldn’t see them in shadow law for 3 months, and he had to admit the idea of both of them made him rather…well you know…(*cough…hard…cough*-chibi nemesis). What he did not expect was for Sakura, Karin, Ryu and Ken to jump out the back of it. Juni and Juli made their way into the crowd-looking like F.B.I agents with their serious stern looks.

“So why were we invited here Juni?”

“Bisons orders on the invite Juli”

So everyone had arrived…plus some extra’s. No matter. The extra people could prove as distractions when he fired his arrows. As the fighters began grouping and talking to each other (with the exception of Juni and Juli, who just stood at the edge of the park looking very moody) completely confused at what this celebration was being held-and even more confused when-the hi-fi started playing “love is in the air”.

Getting his arrows ready his first “victim” was the lovely Chun-li. She was chatting with Ryu and co. all of them huddled in a group. Getting his shot ready he aimed for chun-li’s leg, as it was the only visible part of her.

Vega fired his arrow.

Unfortunately little Amy had gotten in the way. Hitting her in the back-but not hurting her too much she suddenly became rather dizzy, and fell over. Guile, who was close by, picked her up and took her to the car.

Oh well, that was unfortunate, but she wasn’t hurt too bad and Vega had plenty of arrow’s left. He pondered on the idea of aiming for Guile’s wife, as she was a very fine lady indeed. He decided on doing that later, as the crowd had gathered around the both of them. No matter.

His eyes wandered to Juni and Juli, who were still standing away from the crowd looking grumpy. As they were so close together he decided it would be easier to shoot two arrows at once.

So carefully lining up two arrows he shot them straight at the pair.

Success!

It had hit them both.

They became dizzy, and would have hit the ground had it not been for them catching each other.

Vega patiently waited.

After a moment, both their eyes fluttered open and they gazed at each other. Vega did not understand what was going on as juni and juli suddenly started smothering each other in kisses-drawing the attention of the crowd. All the guys cheered, (typical * chibi-nemesis *) and went over to the pair who were now…ugghh…doing unwholesome stuff on the grass. It didn’t last long as Jane separated the two and took them back to their truck wondering what the hell had gotten into the both of them.

“Damn! Just my luck” Vega cursed-but wait!

Now Cammy was all on her own…

The perfect opportunity!

Taking another arrow out he carefully aimed at Cammy-who was oblivious to anything.

But again-trouble struck.

This time the arrow hit! Success, and again another victim became dizzy and Cammy fell to the floor.

Vega decided to wait until Cammy regained consciousness before making his presence known. Unfortunately Ryu decided to do that instead as he ran over to Cammy to help her up.

“Are you ok miss?”

“Oh…” upon opening her eyes, “OHHHH COME ‘ERE HOT STUFF!” and with this Ryu was almost suffocated on account that Cammy had stuck herself to his face.

So while Ryu was dragged off to some private part of the park, Vega simply hit his forehead and vowed that next time this would defiantly work. It was then he spotted R.Mika, who usually was not his type but then again it was worth a go, hiding behind a tree, obviously hiding from Dan, who was watching Ryu kicking and screaming as Cammy dragged him off, wishing he was Ryu right about now.

Laughing wickedly to himself, Vega lined up his shot.

Being extra careful that there was no one in the way and that, when he stood up R.Mika would be able to see him perfectly; he released his arrow, it striking R.Mika perfectly in her hip.

She, unlike the others did not fall down-but held onto the tree for support. Vega stood up from the bush-the group still distracted.

R.Mika’s eyes fluttered open

And yes now she was most certainly in love

With the tree.

This became quite obvious to Vega as R.Mika had climbed up the tree, and started her pelvic thrusts, which shook all the leaves off the tree and most certainly caught the attention of the group. Again Chun-li sought to deal with this as Vega quickly hid again in the bush, cursing his bad luck. Sighing, he decided he needed to think things through before making another attempt at shooting his arrow.

Ibuki had not turned up

His attempts on Chun-li failed,

R.Mika was busy humping that tree,

Cammy was probably busy humping Ryu

Juni and Juli were probably humping each other in their truck

And Vega had gotten no-where. He had 2 arrows left and decided to leave it to fate to decide this match.

Standing up, he took the 2 arrows, closed his eyes and just fired. The crowd had fallen silent, as they look bewildered at the now visible Vega. He still had his eyes closed.

Then he felt something brush against his leg, and a voice yell

“Vega! The love of my life! Kiss me!”

Vega recognised the voice.

Uh-oh!

Vega screamed.

The person he had hit was…