Clash Of The Warriors Chapter 5
Morrigan was walking along the street. Suddenly.....
Chun Li: Bitch hold it right there!
Morrigan turns around. Chun Li takes out a gun.
Chun Li: You stupid bitch. Those wings of yours will be hanging on my wall and I'll say that I killed the "chupacabra".
Morrigan: What the Hell is a chupacabra?
Chun Li: A monster from Mexico. Look it up and you'lll find a picture of your self Mrs.Aenslaed.
Morrigan: How do you... oh, I forgot you were a cop. So why am I under arrest?
Chun Li: You know damn welll why.
Morrigan: No I don't.
Chun Li: You took my buns of steel away.
Morrigan: Oh, is that some kind of a candy or new type of fruit?
Chun Li: You took away Ryu!!
Morrigan: You mean King Ryu.
Chun Li: King Ryu?
Morrigan: Durf! You know that I was born a long time ago and I am a vampire and Queen of the night and Queen of the Demon world.
Chun Li: *in tears* You bit him.....
Morrigan: Well his blood is delicous so I had to bite him. I haven't bit anyone since the Civil War.
Chun Li: You took away my man. You dumb bitch! *tears roll down her eyes* I'm pregnant with his baby.
Morrigan: So am I.
Chun Li: WHAT!!!!
Morrigan: Well, Ryu must have a raging hormones and he was delicous. And his arms and his hands and mmm...
Chun Li: Why you son of a bitch!!
Chun Li jumps up in the air and kicks Morrigan in the face.
Morrigan: You bitch. We are pregnant with Ryu's child. How do you think Ryu will react to that.
Chun Li: Ryu will have to pick one of us to be his bride.
Morrigan shows Chun Li a ring.
Chun Li: No... it can't be...
Morrigan: Sorry but we're enga...
Chun Li: No this can't be!!
Morrigan: Don't worry we'll invite you to the wedding.
Chun Li: But I thought he was the one...
Morrigan: Well its been fun talking to you.
Chun Li: You suductive bitch! How dare you! I loved Ryu and now my chance as having him a husband is all gone because of you! *starts to cry* I had a dream that we were going to grow old and have a nice little house with a dog and *sniff* grandchildren running around the house. I never felt so much love for a man. But you took it all away.
Morrigan: Chun Li, you are a very beautiful woman. You can have any man you want. Me and Ryu are destined to rule the galax... I mean rule the Vampire world.
Chun Li: I'm going to remain a single woman for the rest of my life. You vampire bitch! I hope Buffy goes after you.
Morrigan: Do you mean Buffy the vampire slayer? Man you watch to many television shows.
Chun Li: Grrr! I hope while you have your baby it comes out mentally retarted.
Morrigan: Huh! Are you talking about Ryu's child? Oh wait till I tell him.