Chun-Li: Oh god...Vega!!!

Vega: (removes his mask) That was cheesy.

Chun-Li: And "you bitch, I'll make you suffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" is cool? Beat it, pretty boy. I already kicked your ass.

Vega: I have returned to claim my revenge for the hideous scar you planted on my beautiful face!!

Chun-Li: You're such a baby!! No wonder you're one of the few Street Fighters that I never screwed!!

Vega: I'm not being a baby!! You scarred my face!! Look!! (points to a tiny, almost microscopic imperfection on his cheek)

Chun-Li: I've seen it before!! That's not a scar.

Vega: My face is no longer perfect!

Chun-Li: Ever wonder why I kicked you through a wall and into a busy street? It's because I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR WHINNY MOUTH!!!

Vega: This is it. You're going to die!!

Chun-Li: (stands up and gets into a fighting stance) As long as you don't call me a cute little bunny again. That's creepy.

**Vega dove at Chun-Li with his claw. She dodged him, rolled, and picked up a floor lamp. She tore the ends off of it and used it as a staff. She smashed Vega a few times until he sliced it to pieces with his claw. Poor Chun-Li was wearing a really short skirt with a slit in it and knee-high boots with 6-inch heels. She had her long hair in a ponytail, which swung in all directions when she moved. Plus, she had her reading glasses on. This was not good fighting attire. She threw a sidekick at Vega's head, giving him a great panty view before the 6-inch heel struck his forehead.**

Vega: Ouch!! That really hurt!!

Chun-Li: Serves you right. You couldn't beat me then and you can't beat me now!! You're weak and now you're ugly as well. You're a disgrace to the bullfighting industry!

Vega: yeah, well your legs aren't as great as everyone says they are!!

Chun-Li: (gasps) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Vega: And your boobs are starting to sag!!

Chun-Li: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!! SPINNING BIRDKICK!!!

**Chun-Li never did care what she was showing when she performed her spinning birdkick. In Street Fighter 2, She wore a dress with 2 slits that went all the way up to her hips. When she performed this kick, the view of her panties was clear. Nowadays, she wore thongs, so this was quite a show. Vega's face was further damaged by the deadly kick. When she landed, she came at him with several open-handed strikes that she had learned long after the tournaments. She had grown to be a better fighter and could probably now be a good match for Ryu. She knocked Vega back with a blade kick to the neck and she forced all of her energy into her hands and performed her Kikoken fireball, which Vega dodged. It grazed his stomach and sailed past him, putting a hole through the wall into Cammy's office, where it burned the wood of her desk. Vega and even Chun-Li was impressed by the power that she now had.**

Vega: Hey, how did you do that?

Chun-Li: (looks at her hands, which were still glowing) I don't know, but I like it!! (uses one hand to toss some of the leftover blue chi energy at Vega and burned the left leg of his pants) YAHOO!!!!!!!

Vega: (looks at his singed leg and grows concerned. He came at Chun-Li with everything he had.)

**Chun-Li got knocked back by some of Vega's blows and got a few bruises on her ribs. She finally backflipped off the wall and flew over Vega's head, landing on her feet. She started her lightning kick, which was just as fast as ever. She finished with a palm heel to his nose, which killed him. She threw his body into the dumpster below for Bison to pick up later. She cleaned the office as much as possible, then locked up and went home. The next morning, she was sore, but went into the office anyway.**

Cammy: You look tired.

Chun-Li: Girl, I have a story for you!!

Cammy: Back to your old late-night antics I see...

Chun-Li: Nothing like that. I was attacked.

Cammy: Oh, she goes for the kinky stuff now!

Chun-Li: Shut up and let me tell my story!!

Guy: You were attacked?

Chun-Li: I certainly was!! Right here in this office!!

Cammy: That explains the gaping hole in my office and the damage to the furniture.

Chun-Li: It was Vega!!

Guy/Cammy: AGAIN?

Chun-Li: He wanted revenge for that scar that I supposedly put on his face. To be honest, I think it was a clogged pore. Anyway, I fought him and I won!!

Cammy: Big bloody deal!! You've beaten him before.

Chun-Li: But this time was DIFFERENT! I kicked his ass and I kicked it good. The only marks I have are...(lifts her shirt to reveal the bruises)

Cammy: Please, I want to keep my vision. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Chun-Li: My Kikoken ROCKED!! See that hole in the wall? That was all me, baby!!

Cammy: Your fireball did THAT? Wow, I'm impressed!!

Guy: Wow!! I guess you still are the strongest woman in the world.

Chun-Li: Besides that, my kicks, punches, and everything was sharper, faster, and stronger!! I guess those steroids I took for my leg don't play around!!

Cammy: So what happened?

Chun-Li: I killed him.

Guy: That's murder!!

Chun-Li: That's ridding the earth of trash. He needed to die.

Cammy: That's great!!

Chun-Li: (goes to the window to look down at the dumpster where she had thrown his body) His body's gone. Shadowloo must have taken it. Bison told Ryu that he was going to take a more direct approach to solving his problems. I guess he wasn't kidding. Goodbye Mr. White and hello Vega.

Guy: Well, I guess that's the end of that.

Cammy: Well, tonight's the big night. You need some rest.

Chun-Li: You're right. I'll go home and sleep. I'll tell Ming to wake me up at 5:00 so I can start getting ready.

**Chun-Li left to go home and sleep. Ming was there, so she was instructed to wake Chun-Li at 5:00. Cammy and Guy manned the fort at the office and called in somebody to put new drywall in where Chun-Li's fireball had ripped a hole.**

Ming: Chun-Li, time to get up.

Chun-Li: (rolls over and opens one eye) it's 5:00 already?

Ming: Yep. Get up and start getting ready.

Chun-Li: Grrrrrrrr, I've been waiting 10 years for this night and you'd think I'd be more excited.

Ming: You should be excited. You get to go on a date with Guy.

Chun-Li: What's so exciting about that?

Ming: He's so nice and really cute!! I'm surprised you don't have a crush on him.

Chun-Li: (starts undressing) Honey, I don't have crushes. I want it, I'll take it; no questions asked. Guy is nice and all, but he's...just...well...too goddamn short.

**Indeed Guy was short. When he arrived at Chun-Li's apartment, he looked great. He wore a silver tux with a black shirt and olive green tie. His hair was gelled back and he wore his glasses. Chun-Li appeared in a classic little black dress with a huge diamond necklace. Her dress was extremely short and showed plenty of cleavage, as did most of her wardrobe. Her heels were very high. She was already 6 inches taller than poor Guy. In these shoes, she was nearly a foot taller than him. They both looked good, but not together.**

Ming: You look really good, Guy!

Guy: (looks up at his date) Thanks, Ming. How's the weather up there, Chun-Li?

Chun-Li: Sorry, but these are the only shoes that match this dress.

Cammy: Well, isn't this just a classic? Chun-Li leaves nothing to the imagination.

**Cammy, contrary to Chun-Li's taste was completely covered. She wore tight black cargo pants, tight for practicality; not for show, a tight black turtleneck, an assault vest, and a black cap. She wore a headset, which was tuned into the device on Chun-Li's diamond earrings and the side of Guy's glasses. She carried ammo, binoculars with night vision, and other fun accessories in the pockets of her assault vest. Strapped to her back were her sniper rifle and a backpack containing other weapons of choice. She also had black war paint on her cheeks and her hair was in a braid. She was in her glory.**

Netasha: Cam-Cam, you look so handsome!!

Cammy: Thank you, Nettiebear!

Chun-Li: (shoots a dirty look at Cammy) Anyway, let's get this show on the road.

**You're probably wondering why Chun-Li let Netasha into her house. Well, Netasha was the only one who had a decent car to drive to the party in. She owned a black Lexus whose license plate read: EWWMEN. They drove to the party, where Cammy was dropped off toward the back of the hotel and Chun-Li and Guy entered the party from the front.**

Netasha: Good Luck!

Chun-Li: (raises her hands in the air in front of her) I don't need luck anymore. I have my own kind of luck.