Chun-Li: How did I manage to do that, Master?

Gen: The rage from your father's death combined with the wisdom you've gained through the tournaments has given you great power. Do not underestimate yourself, child.

Chun-Li: So, it's not just a freak thing? I mean, will I be able to do it again?

Gen: As long as you keep the memory of your father alive and you do not become pig-headed, your power may continue to grow.

Chun-Li: Hmmmm, this could come in handy. Thank you, Master. I'll have to visit you sometime soon. It's been so long since I've been to your temple. Hey, maybe we could have one last sparring match, for old time's sake!

Gen: I am growing old, but I would like a visit very much. It might not be such a bad idea to buy your father's dojo back.

Chun-Li: I'm poor as it is, but when I get back on my feet, that's definitely an option.

Gen: Well, your phone bill will be very expensive after this call. I'll be looking forward to your visit. Farewell and be nice to your sister. Soon, she'll be all you have left.

Chun-Li: I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Master. I'll call you again when I'm going over there.

Gen: Goodbye, Chun-Li.

Chun-Li: (hangs up) Well, looks like Super-Chun is here to stay.

Cammy: I still don't think you're fit to be strongest woman in the world.

Chun-Li: Don't start that shit now, shorty. You're ruining my Kodak moment.

Cammy: It feels like a Maalox moment to me.

Guy: Whatever kind of moment it is, I like it.

Chun-Li: If I can learn how to control this shit, we won't even need Cammy's guns!!

Cammy: I doubt that. I'll always need my babies.

Chun-Li: Let's go out tonight to celebrate our victory and the success of our business!!

Guy: So, does this mean I'm a permanent member of the Damsels of Distress team?

Chun-Li: Well, you did solve Rose's case and made me a nice hefty sum of money. I say you're in. Cammy?

Cammy: Hmmmm, that's a tough one....

Chun-Li: CAMMY!!!!!

Cammy: Oh, all right. There's not much else use for the yank anyway. Welcome to the team, Shit Head.

Guy: Proud to be a member. What do you say? That Italian restaurant on 33rd street?

Cammy: Sounds good to me, I'll call my Nettiebear.

Chun-Li: Grrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate that woman....

Cammy: What's your problem with my Netasha?

Chun-Li: She was great and all, helping with last night's mission and stuff, but It's....ummm....well, I kinda thought we had something goin on, ya know?

Cammy: What?!?

Chun-Li: You like me though. And I like you!

Cammy: That doesn't make us lovers.

Chun-Li: You didn't think so?

Guy: I can't believe I'm hearing this!!

Cammy: Neither can I!! That's....crazy!! I mean...I could never...

Chun-Li: But I showed you my ass!!

Cammy: You've showed lots of people your ass and you never went after them.

Chun-Li: Ouch...

Cammy: It's ok, we can still be friends. I never thought I'd feel bad about hurting your feelings!

Chun-Li: Thanks, but you're not helping. I feel pretty stupid.

Cammy: I turned you gay!! I'm so flattered! This is an accomplishment. Now I HAVE to call Netasha!! I'm so happy!! (dials Netasha's number)

Guy: I'm not...

Chun-Li: I'm not gay, I think it was just you...well, I do have this thing about Rhona Mitra, the Victoria's Secret girls, and...I don't know. I still like guys though. Maybe it's just CERTAIN women. Whatever, I need to shut up now.

Cammy: Eh, a little bisexuality never hurt anybody.

Netasha: (from the phone) I KNEW she liked girls!! I'm never wrong!!

Chun-Li: Hurry up. I need to phone to call my sister.

Guy: So, Chun-Li, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I saw you on the weekends sometimes. Maybe to see movies and stuff...

**No, Chun-Li never got with Guy, nor did she end up with Cammy. However, Damsels of Distress solved many tough cases and earned itself a remarkable reputation in the city of New York. With the money she made from the business, Chun-Li bought and re-opened her father's dojo, where Ryu and Ken became the main instructors. Ryu gave up drugs and he and Ken got married. Chun-Li stayed in New York with Ming and raised her well and they lived comfortably in a penthouse apartment in a luxury building. Cammy moved back to England and bought a house where she and Netasha lived for many years. They stayed in touch with Chun-Li and Guy and lived happily ever after; Bison-free. Don't you just hate happy endings? Me too. That's why I'm going to add a detailed description of Ryu and Ken's sexual adventures!! Just Kidding.**

**The End**