Cammy: (to herself) This is PRICELESS!!!

*Cammy had filed for citizenship and was fairly confident that she was in. Now, she stood in front of a cheap motel room with Chun-Li's camera, catching Ken in the act. Looking at his car, it was obvious that he was taking precautions to keep from being caught. There were mirrors all over the inside of the car and the license plate had been changed. As usual, he had a beautiful young girl in the room with him and was having his way with her. Cammy knew this girl was definitely under 18. Not only did she have him on cheating, but statutory rape as well. The satisfaction ran through her veins, from head to toe, and out of her fingers as she snapped pictures of Ken's sexual encounter with a minor.

Cammy: I just LOVE digging up good dirt!! screw Chun-Li's deal, I'm showing this to Eliza. She will most certainly get her money's worth...

*Guy worked at the office with paperwork. He had Rose's and Eliza's cases on file and he began working on a website. He knew Chun-Li would be pleased and would hire him for this. He even vacuumed the floor and washed the windows. He was organizing Cammy's messy office when she walked in the door with citizenship papers and x-rated photos under her arm, with such a look of satisfaction on her face that one would swear she had just killed her worst enemy.*

Cammy: WHAT IN GOD'S GOOD NAME ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE, GUY?

Guy: (startled) I...I....I was j...just...umm...ya know. cleaning the place up.

Cammy: Well you can just get the hell out and quit it before I shove that dustbuster so far up your ass, you'll be farting dirt for weeks!!

Guy: Ok, ok. Calm down, I was almost done anyway. (returns to Chun-Li's desk)

Cammy: (goes into her newly organized office) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? EVERYTHING IS ALL OUT OF OREDER!!!!! IF CHUN-LI HIRES YOU, I WILL QUIT THIS BLOODY, GOD FORESAKEN BUISNESS AND LIVE ON THE STREET WITH THE CATS!!!!!

Guy: Well, grab your sleeping bag and pack some tuna, because I think Chun-Li will be pleased with me.

Cammy: Shut your bloody cake hole, Mr. Martha Stewart, housework will get you nowhere. I can easily hire a cleaning lady to do the same job! Why don't you try some detective work to gain Chun-Li's favor, you overgrown lovesick schoolgirl!!

Guy: Hey, I am NOT lovesick and I am far from overgrown. Besides, I helped Chun-Li make progress on Rose's case. She's out grabbing evidence right now, as a matter of fact. I also put the two cases on file, fixed the paper jam in the fax machine and created a website for the agency!!

Cammy: All that and you couldn't get the cobwebs in the corner?

Guy: I am but a man. I can't work miracles.

Cammy: I couldn't have said it better myself. So, where is Chun-Li getting evidence from? Is she talking to shady illegal weapon dealers?

Guy: Actually, she went to the police station to pick up some pictures of the scene and the evidence.

Cammy: I told her not to! I'm going to end up getting deported.

Guy: She knows the officers personally. She went there dressed to kill and was ready to persuade. They'll be fine if we can give the stuff back before their superiors find out. It's no problem.

Cammy: I'm perfectly familiar with Chun-Li's methods of persuasion. I have a feeling she used skin to get what she needed.

*In a moment of perfect timing, Chun-Li walked through the door wearing her trademark low-cut shirt, dangerously short skirt, and knee-high platform boots. A classic knockout combination that would cause men to drop what they are doing and try to imagine the few areas of her body that are covered up. She was smiling wide and was holding a folder labeled as 'Classified'.*

Cammy: Forget about this detective rubbish! I should own a psychic hotline!!!

Chun-Li: I GOT IT!!

Guy: Got what, exactly?

Chun-Li: I got EVERYTHING!!! (kisses the folder and tosses it onto the table) Run these bad boys through the copy machine, and I'll take them back to the station tomorrow morning. We are officially HOOKED UP.

Guy: (rummages through the pictures) Let's get started!! (tosses 2 pictures at Cammy)

Cammy: Just to let you know, this whole ordeal is revolting! As usual, Chun-Li uses her looks to get results. One of the many reasons I never have and shouldn't associate with you. Plus, this could cost me my citizenship! (looks at the pictures) Is this the bullet?

Chun-Li: Yupper. They found it in the back of the club. See how the front is smashed? It ricocheted off the metal pole and hit the back wall. Can you still identify it?

Cammy: Oh, there's no mistake about it.

Guy: So, what's the verdict?

Cammy: This is most definitely a military weapon. STRICTLY military. It is made for and by American soldiers. I know this gun like the back of me own hand. I caught one of these bullets in my leg on my first mission. The only people who have access to this baby are military officers of considerable rank. One of your boys most likely knocked Rose off.

Chun-Li: Why would they do that?

Cammy: How the hell should I know, I'm only a stupid immigrant.

Chun-Li: Speaking of, how is your citizenship thing coming?

Cammy: It's fine, I have a ridiculous amount of papers to fill out. I picked up some evidence myself today. (retrieves the pictures of Ken) Take a looksie at these juicy little images.

Guy: Why didn't you show these to me?

Cammy: You were busy playing janitor.

Chun-Li: (looks through the photos) This stuff is absolutely disgusting! How old is this girl? 12? Ken is such a pig!! He's lucky I'm doing him a favor.

Cammy: I don't see why you did. Why give parole when you can issue the death sentence? Just expose him for the scum that he is.

Chun-Li: If he owes us a favor, we have the upper hand. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. We'll just keep digging it up and dishing it out. His services may come in handy.

Cammy: What services? It seems to me all he can do for us is money and sex, and one of those is out of the question for me.

Chun-Li: So? Maybe we can use him if we need quick cash, or if it comes time for him to sleep with the right person, he is well qualified...

Cammy: Please, as if we don't have enough 2-bit whores around here to go sleeping with whoever can offer something shallow and materialistic.

Chun-Li: What's that supposed to mean?

Cammy: It means we're better off doing our job and doing it right. We have an obligation to give Eliza the facts. She is paying us to provide the best service we can and that's not what we're giving her. It's bad business and we're too young an agency to become corrupt.

Chun-Li: Gee, Cammy, you really know how to make a girl feel like shit. I bet you're a charmer with the ladies.

Cammy: I tell it like it is. What's wrong with the truth? It cuts back on stress. Trust me, lies only lead to more lies and eventually your own downfall. I won't see this company crumble within the first 6 months.

Chun-Li: Guy, what do you think?

Cammy: What the hell are you asking HIM for? A person whose brain lies between his legs is not exactly a credible source of opinion.

Guy: I'm getting a little sick of this, Cammy! If I'm going to be part of this agency I don't want to put up with your shit every day.

Cammy: I could say the same. Chun-Li, it's him or me. This place is not big enough for the two of us.

Chun-Li: Oh, come on! I have enough crap to worry about! Keep it between the two of you until things settle down. You're going to give me a stroke. Now, Guy, what do you think of this whole Ken situation?

Guy: Sorry, I was sidetracked (shoots a dirty look at Cammy) I think you made a wise decision. Sometimes the right thing isn't always the best thing.

Cammy: What is this? Full House? The answer is simple.

Chun-Li: Well, it's 2 against 1. Majority rules, we keep this from Eliza until Ken can do something for us.

Cammy: Fine, but it will only come back to bite you in the ass. I'm going home and putting some grub in my stomach. I'm starved, pissed, and British. Get out of my way.

*Chun-Li stepped aside to let Cammy pass. She went home, popped a couple of microwave burritos and went to bed. Chun-Li and Guy went out to eat at a nearby Chinese buffet.*

Guy: This is bad.

Chun-Li: I can't even bite through my crab rangoons without chipping a tooth. So, what do you think of that bullet? Do you think the government was after Rose?

Guy: I don't know. Americans do tend to get involved in some shady business, so I wouldn't put it past them. The thing missing is motive. WHY would they want to do it? Rose was nothing more than a stripper.

Chun-Li: I think she WAS more then a stripper.

Guy: You mean she was a prostitute?

Chun-Li: It's possible. I worked....er.....I mean I'm familiar with that particular club, you know....in my dealings with the police. That place is more than just a strip club. There are a lot of important people that go in there as customers and who they leave with can be a very big issue.

Guy: Right.....so, how about the movie we saw last week?

Chun-Li: What?

Guy: (winks and nods his head to the left)

Chun-Li: (catches on) I thought it was OK. I didn't really like the way Nicholas Cage looked in it. It wasn't his best work.

Guy: But Angelina Jolie, on the other hand....

Chun-Li: Ugh!! Honey how could you like her? She is too weird! (turns to gag, and looks to where Guy nodded to see a man wearing a hat watching her table and wearing an earpiece.) Do you think she's prettier than me?

Guy: No. She has her good days and her bad days. You look good every day.

Chun-Li: Thank you. I've had as much of this freeze-dried gourmet as I can take. Let's hit the road.

*Chun-Li and Guy left the restaurant. They could not see any cars following them, but to be safe, he dropped her off 3 blocks away from her building and took the long way back to his place. He would pick her up in the morning, since her car was still at the agency. They checked their apartments for bugs, but found nothing.*