Roadtrip to Mexico

Disclaimer:I the author of this fanfiction take no ownership of characters portrayed in this fanfiction.

New York Airport, New York June 27th 2:20 P.M

(People rushed off the plane some screaming about death incarnate on the plane but as we look within the airplane itself all we see is our swiss friend Testament Undersun)

Testament:Bloody american woman how dare she insult ze outfit of ze gears.

(A man stood up from his seat somewhat pissed of looking the man had hispanic features those which made him very popular among the ladies in spain his long hair braided)

Vega:Perhaps you should be more of a gentleman and then perhaps women won't insult you oh great and ugly one.

(The two men stood closing in on each other)

Testament:Pathetic narcissistic pretty boy.

Vega:Freakish tank top wearing skirt attired little son of a bitch!

(A platinum blond african girl dressed in a female school uniform known as 'Fuku' walked into the airplane amazed watching the spanish mans aerial techniques to try and flip the swiss man into a chair but only being able to grab and rip his 'Gear' top)

Testament:You horrid bastard this is one of my favorite uniform pieces!

Elena:Hey you two stop with the bickering and try to be friends or atleast not try to destroy owned property.

(Vega took his seat abiding to what the young Elena said as he was a very courteous gentleman while Testament stared at her his left eye beginning to glow silver)

Testament:And you have the right to tell me what to do young miss?

Elena:Well no but I'm sure the airline company would hate to pay for the damages.

Zato:Just listen to the girl Undersun!

Testament:Bastard its been quite a while.

(Zato walked into the airplane standing next to the younger woman)

Zato:We are all good mannered people here are we not?

Testament:I guess so,Well then where is your raison d'tere Venom?

(Zato and Testament took their seats next to each other as Elena sat infront of Vega)

Zato:He was stopped by airport security,some woman in a green hat.

(Vega began laughing outloud in his seat standing and walking over to Zato)

Vega:Oh believe me she is not with airport security I found that out after I stripped down to nothing.

Zato:Lucky man he hasn't really had any contact with a woman for a few months.

(While a few yards away in a dimly lit room)

Woman:Okay sir take off your remaining clothing please I am here to check everything

(Venom slowly whimpered for one he didn't have his weapons and two without his sign of nirvana he was much weaker)

(Back at the airplane Testament was looking out the window while Zato was playing a game on his Gameboy Advance SP[C] with Elena sitting next to him while Vega was looking at into his hand mirror fixing his hair)

Elena:So you've caught 132 Pokemon?

Zato:You should see Venom's Emerald he's got 135

Elena:That's pretty good I only caught 76 even with my friend Sakura's help.

Zato:Well then would you like to battle?

Testament:Well looks like your boy is coming here Zato.

Zato:Oh goody we could have a multi battle then if one of the other contestants here have a Pokemon Emerald[C].

Testament:I have a Pokemon Emerald[C]

Vega:As do I.

(Once Venom got onto the plane he looked for his seat and sat down next to Testament who was in a multi battle with Zato as his teammate.)

Testament:So how was it boy...God damn my Dragonite fainted!

Venom:I shall never speak of it ever again,so having a problem with your opponent?

Testament:Well

Venom: (Venom looked onto the game screen and saw Testament was out of the battle because his dragonite had fainted but Zato seemed to hold up well using his Tyranitar against Vega's Salamence and Elena's Charizard while all this was happening Testament took his time to look out the window)

Testament:A-a-ahh oh god it's her!!!

Venom:What?

Zato:I-no is here!!!

Venom:Not that Bi-sexual nymphomaniac I couldn't move after she caught me and did things to me that night.

Testament:Everyone hide!!

(The three panicing men immediately hid while Elena and Vega not knowing who I-no just sat in their seats wondering what the hell was going on)

I-no:Well aren't you two cuties

(Vega and Elena turned around to see a woman in a very scantily clad red rock uniform standing behind them)

Vega:You are I-no

I-no:Yes and are you any good in bed?

Vega:What a brash natured woman.

Elena:If you're looking for some other people to bother some guys are hiding in the storage closet.

I-no:Thank you little girl

(Before heading off to the closet I-no grabbed and kissed Elena)

Next part will be soon stay tuned and remember the by the words of Eddie! "I will never accept the death thrust unto me by humankind"