Bison woke up from his skull-shaped bed in a mellow mood. He went to take a shower and ran downstairs to make him breakfast when he discovered he had no eggs. "Damn it!!" Bison cried. "I'll just skip breakfast," he simply said,as his crimson hat covered his melon head and adjusted his cape. As he went out, he found out his car had a big hole with a letter on the reamins of the hood. The letter read;

Bison, I speak for all of us at Shadaloo that we are tired of your crap. We quit!!

Love, Balrog,Vega,and Sagat

"Those fools!" Bison yelped. He simply threw it away, and walked out to the curb. On the way, Bison slipped on a banana peel, and leaped into the air and came down with a crash. "These people! I've done some pretty low things in my life, but I would never litter!" As he complained, he could hear rustling in the bushes and giggling. He looked through the bush, he was angered to see Sakura and Guy's giggles to a serious look. They smiled, and dashed off to safety.

"Damn kids. Have no respect anymore." As he trotted to the local 7-11, he was shocked to see his favorite beaverage container empty. "All out of Coke Slurpee!? This can't be happening!" And above all, he was even angry to see Dhalsim working the register. "Dhalsim, what the heck are you doing here?" Bison roared.

"I do this for pocket money. You got a problem with that?" Dhalsim snapped back. Later on, Bison returned home with a glum look. He found his favorite TV show, "Blood and Guts" was cancelled. He let out a mighty, fierce roar and executed a Psycho Crusher through his TV set.

"Dammit!! WHY GOD!? WHY???" The door was opened for Ryu, Ken, Akuma, Guile and Blanka viewing Bison throwing a temper tantrum, and they said in unison "Bison you're pathetic!!" and the five men walked away. "I give up". Bison closed the door, locked it cleaned his house and decided to go online to post some personal ad to look for a date and then decided to go back to sleep.