Sorcerer Hunters Chronicles

Prince: Play ball.

(As the game started, Prince wasted no time in showing Carrot why he shouldn't be taken lightly. He crossed him up like Allen Iverson, getting rebounds like Charles Barkley; snatchin' it down)

Prince: Shoot the J. Shoot it!

Carrot: Man, Chocolate was right. This guy can ball.

Gateau: Now you realize it.

Marron: Guys, get your guard up.

Prince: OK, let's run the play; Computer Blue, Darling Picky

(Prince & his crew start setting these fruity picks on our heroes. In this case, one of them got behind Marron as he guarded Prince. the Purple One was just amazing as he & the Revolution scored almost at will on the 3 hunters)

Carrot: Yo Prince, you got a towel man, it's gettin' kinda hot.

Prince: Why don't you purify yourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka? (takes & makes a shot) Good. In your face, Carrot Glace. (makes another shot) Good. Good hustle (slaps Gateau on the butt)

Gateau: Yo man, I'm not on your team.

(Carrot called time out & huddled his crew. Tira & Chocolate look on & wonder)

Tira: Wow sis, you're right about Prince.

Chocolate: I know. I hope my darling can come back

Tira: Well you know Marron & Gateau are on the same team too.

Chocolate: I know that. I just care about Darling even more.

Tira: (mumbling to herself) Slut.

Chocolate: What was that?

Tira: Nothing. (Back in the huddle)

Carrot: OK guys, they're a lot better than we thought.

Marron: I know, but how do we get back in the game?

Gateau: Hey Carrot, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Carrot: Yeah. Let's do this: And 1 style.

(Once the game resumed, it was Carrot's team that was dishing out the hits. Scoring in a variety of ways; ranging from Carrot's T-Mac-like 3 pointers & no look passes, Marron's Ginobili-esque lay ups, or Gateau's power dunks. This put Prince & the Revolution on the run)

Prince: This can't be! They can't be that good!

Tira: All right guys! That's the way to take it to 'em!

Chocolate: Whoo hoooo! Keep tearin' them up guys, especially you, my darling! I love you!

Carrot: Now Prince, get ready for the finale.

(Carrot rushed down the court, breaking down every defense that was set up against him. He threw the ball down & it bounced back up. Carrot grabbed it from mid-air & went up for a powerful one arm jam a la Vince Carter. The dunk was so powerful that it destroyed the glass backboard)

Carrot: Game: Shirts. Marron: Amazing, brother!

Gateau: Way to go, you little son of a bitch!

Tira: All right Carrot! You did it!

Chocolate: Darling, come get your reward!

Carrot: My reward, I almost forgot. Hey Vanity, Wendy, Lisa, Sheena, Appalonia, I'm ready for you! C'mon out & see my real "carrot"!

Marron: There he goes again.

Tira:(angry) Carrot!

Chocolate:(angry) Darling!

(Tira & Chocolate turned into their familiar dominatrix alter egos & went to punish Carrot for his horniness)

Carrot: Oh s**t. C'mon girls, we won the game, didn't we? Gimmie a break, will ya?

Tira: What did we tell you about talking back to us, Carrot?

Chocolate: That's right, darling. I'll give you your reward; right after your punishment!

(The Misu sisters proceeded to give Carrot his usual punishment for getting his swerve on, but this time, as they were about to crack whip, Carrot uncharacteristically grabs their whips just as they were about to hit him. Carrot also took a stern face with them)

Tira: What the....?

Chocolate: Darling, what gives?

Carrot: Must you do this s**t every time I mack on other girls? Well it stops here! I got 1 thing to say to both of you.........(lightens his mood) Just kidding!

Tira: Wow Carrot, you stood up to us.

Chocolate: You know what this means, darling?

(Chocolate walks seemingly menacingly towards Carrot, rips his jersey off, grabs him & gives him a slow, deep, passionate kiss)

Chocolate: Now darling, take me!

Carrot: AAARRRRRRGGGHHHH! Get the Hell away from me!

Chocolate: Come back, darling! I want you, I love you!

Tira: Chocolate, you horny bitch, get back here!

Marron: You're jealous again, Tira.

Carrot: Chocolate, stay away from me!

Chocolate: Oh darling, you're just playing hard to get. How romantic!

Prince: Bitches.

Carrot: I've been poisoned!

Chocolate: No, darling. You just have the sweet taste of my lips! Come & taste even more of me! Take me now, my darling!

Carrot: It never stops!

The End