{ Author's Note: What do you get when you cross the Wayne Brady episode of Chappelle's Show, Tenchi Muyo GXP, and the imagination of a 19 year old male? You get this fic. Check it out}

[It's been weeks since Seina Yamada, the 15 year old boy with incredibly bad luck, defeated the ruthless pirate Tarant Shank, and exposed the Galaxy Military as the low down, filthy dogs that they were. However, he wasn't alone. For he had the help and support of the 4 women that guided him; crown heiress to the Jurai throne Kiriko Masaki (yes she's related to Tenchi), 1st class detective Amane Kaunaq, former pirate of the Da Ruma guild & crown princess of the Balta dynasty Ryoko Balta, & former high priestess Neiju Na Melmas. All of whom are top officers in the Galaxy Police (GP). As Seina returned to being a cadet after commanding the GP's decoy fleet, little did he know that his life would change forever]

Teacher: Seina Yamada.

Seina: Yes sir?

Teacher: Principal Mikami wishes to see you in her office.

Seina: Okay.

(Seina left his class to Mikami's office. Mikami Kuramitsu is the great aunt of 1st class detective Mihoshi Kuramitsu and is head of the GP Academy)

Mikami: Ah, Seina, just who I wanted to see. Seina: Yes ma'am, what is it you wanted to see me for?

Mikami: Glad you asked, you see, I've noticed how close Kiriko, Amane, Ryoko, and Neiju have been to you all throughout your missions.

Seina: Oh yeah ,they've really guided me through some dark times and I can't tell you how much I owe them for it.

Mikami: So I see. Well, Seina, I've got a little surprise for you behind that door.

(As the door opened, the surprise was that Seina's family; his mom, dad & kid sister, Yoshiko, along with Chairwoman Airi Masaki (Yosho's wife & Tenchi's grandmother) & Lady Seto Kamiki Jurai, the infamous Devil Princess of Jurai. Also in the bunch were Amane's parents, Ryoko's grandfather, the Na Melmas clan, Kiriko's kid brother Kai, & Seina's roommates, Kenneth Barl & Rajau Ga Waura)

Seina: (shocked) What are you guys doing here?!

Seto: It's okay, Seina. They're here for your very special day.

Seina: My graduation?

Seina's Dad: Well, that, too, but your "other special day.

Seina: Dad, what are you talkin' about?

Seina's Mom: You don't know, dear? You're getting married!

Seina: MARRIED?! To who?!

Airi: Kiriko, Amane, Ryoko, & Neiju.

Seina: HOLY S**T!!

Mom: Seina, watch your mouth.

Seina: Sorry, mom, but I'm getting married to all 4 of them?

Dad: Don't worry, son. It's all political. the marriage is simply just to unite all our families. Nuthin' more, nuthin' less, so don't take it so damn pesonal.

Seina: I understand, but I do take it personal, political or otherwise.

Airi: Don't worry. We talked to them about the wedding before we told you.

Seina: How'd they respond?

Seto: ( in a sly manor) Oh, I don't know....

(Seto recalls meeting with all 4 girls about the same issue)

All Girls: MARRY SEINA?!

Seto: That's right.

Airi: All 4 of you are going to be Seina's wives.

Amane: I can't believe it! Finally, Seina & I will be together forever!

Ryoko: Oh Seina, my love, I knew this day would come.

Neiju: Big Brother Seina, I told you I'd one day be your wife.

Kiriko: This is the happiest day of my life!

Seto: I knew you would all love it.

All: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH, LADY SETO!!

Seina: Oh, well that's a relief.

Kai: Hey Seina, come with us for a sec.

(Kai, along with Kenneth & Rajau, took Seina to another part of the room)

Seina: What is it, guys?

Rajau: Well Seina, seeing that you're going to be to the hottest girls in the GP...

Kenneth: We figured that we throw ya a little, y'know, Bachelor Party.

Seina: Bachelor Party?

Kai: Hell yeah! Great idea Ken.

Seina: I don't think I'm gonna like this.

Kai: C'mon Seina, Ya only live once.

Rajau: He's right.

[Later that night, the 4 young studs got into their GP Cruiser and began Seina's last night as a bachelor. Kenneth drove, Rajau rode shotgun, & Seina & Kai sat in the back]

Seina: Guys, I gotta hand it to ya, this is great. I never thought my last single night would be such fun.

Ken: We're glad, too, Seina.

Rajau: And it only gets better.

Seina: Like how?

Kai: You'll see, buddy. Yo Ken, lemme make a stop here.

Ken: You got it.

Seina: Kai, what are you doing?

Kai: You'll see, Seina.

Seina: You tryin' to get some weed? Now if you guys want some weed, holla at yo' boy.

Kai: (laughing) Hold on. There he is.

(Kai spots a couple of guys he knows and pulls out an AK-47)

Kai: BREAK YO'SELF, FOOL!!

Guy: Aw s**t, it Kai Masaki, son!!

(Kai began to open rapid fire on the unfortunate dude as Seina let out an "Oh S**t". Blood just flowed from the guy's body as he was dead after several seconds)

Kai: OKAYAMA, Muthaf**ka!!! Ken, put some f**kin' speed on this & let's be out!

Ken: Gotcha.

(As they drove away from the murder, Seina couldn't believe that his childhood friend was doing this)

Seina: What the f**k are you doin' Kai?! What the f**k?!

Kai: Seina, calm the Hell down, man.

Seina: What'chu mean calm down? Those were some of our friends you shot. Dammit, Kai, you gonna be my brother-in-law, man, can't be doin' s**t like this.

Kai: Now Seina you makin' me nervous. You promise you ain't gonna snitch to Kiriko & the others, are ya?

Seina: No, man, I'd never snitch on you man.

Kai: All right then.

Ken: Yo dudes, I gotta go get some dough, man.

Seina: Couldn't agree more, Ken. I need a little cash myself.

(Seina naively thinks that they're gonna stop at the ATM, but Kenneth has other plans for money)

Seina: Hey Ken, you just passed the ATM.

Ken: Don't worry, Seina. I got it covered. Hey!

(Ken claps twice & honks the horn as it plays "La Cucaracha" just then, a bunch of hookers come out the car)

Hookers: Hey Daddy.

Ken: Wazzup ladies. Hoes, Seina, Seina, Hoes.

Seina:( nervously) Good evening, bitches.

Ken: Hoes, you know what I came for.

Main Ho: Yeah daddy, we got yo' money.

Ken: That's what I like to hear

Main Ho: Here you go.

Ken: Alright, mo' power to me, then.

Ken: Thank you bab... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Raquel, what's this? Mr. Franklin's lonley. What's this?

Raquel: Sorry, daddy.

Ken: What you mean "Sorry, daddy"? Is this some kind of......Is Kenneth Barl gonna have to choke a bitch? I think I'm gonna have to get out this car & choke a.. I've tried not to be violent, but it just seems that, y'konw what, I'm gonna get out this car and...

Seina: Ken, Ken, c'mon man, it ain't worth it ; please man, just let it go man. Let it slide.

Ken: (reluctantly laughing) You better thank Seina Yamada. G' head.

Raquel: Thank you, Seina, and you're so sweet.

Seina: Run, bitch, run for your life! Get some help!

(As the crew drove off, they had other plans for Seina)

Ken: (throwing Seina his share of cash) Here y'go. pay ya back when ever.

Seina: I...I can't take this.This money's dirty.

Kai: Alright then, hit this.

(Kai hands Seina a pipe, but not just any pipe, a hash pipe)

Seina: No Kai, I don't wanna.

Kai: This is not an option, boy, now you gonna smoke this or we gonna have a problem. Ain't no damn after school special, smoke this s**t!

(Seina reluctantly smokes the pipe & begins to feel quite different and started coughing)

Ken: (laughing) Hey Seina, I didn't know you liked to get wet.

Seina: What are you talkin' bout?

Rajau: (laughing) That's PCP, Angel Dust, (voice starts to space out echo) Sherman Helmsley, Love Pote, Ashley M. (Seina begins also to hallucinate & when he does, he sees Paul Mooney as Negrodamus)

Paul Mooney: White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

(Seina is still in a state of absolute hallucination, but when he wakes up, he notices that they got pulled over by the cops)

Seina: Guys, why are we being pulled over?

Rajau: I got this covered.

(Rajau morphs himself into Wayne Brady & steps out the car to handle the situation)

Officer: Good evening. May I see your license please?

Rajau (disguised as Wayne Brady): Certainly officer.

(The officer has no idea that Wayne Brady is actually Rajau in disguise, and Rajau uses this to his advantage)

Officer: Holy cow. You're Wayne Brady.

Wayne (Rajau): Guilty as charged.

Officer: My mother-in-law loves you & your show

Wayne: Well thank you. (Rajau {as Wayne}, sings a little of the Dionne Warwick classic, "I Say A Little Prayer For You" to the officer)

Officer: She is not gonna believe this has happened.

Wayne: That's cuz she's not gonna know 'bout it, bitch!

Officer: Wha...?

(Before the officer could utter another word, Wayne snaps his neck & lays him down quietly and morphs back to Rajau)

Rajau: Thank you! G'night!

(As Rajau gets back in the car, Kenneth & Kai high 5 him on his stunt, much to Seina's dismay)

Seina: WHAT THE F**K?! What The F**k?!

(starts whimpering)

Rajau: Hey Seina, I'm sorry; well, actually I'm not sorry. I just don't give a f**k. The whole GP academy, and s**t goes CRAZY!

Seina: (still crying) I just wanna go home, man, that's all. I just wanna see my babies.

Kai: Yo Seina, you hungry, wanna sandwhich?

(The guys stop the car near a sidewalk to eat, but Seina is still crying)

Seina: (eating & whimpering) I just wanna go home.

Ken: Eat yo' sandwhich, Seina.

Seina: I'm eatin' it, man

Kai: Yo Seina, gimme your sandwhich. I said gimme your damn sandwhich.

(Seina nervously hands Kai the sandwhich as the guys get back in the car to take Seina home)

Ken: We make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh, muthaf**ka?

Kai: Well, we're home, Seina. At least, your house.

Seina: Finally. (Seina gets out the car)

Rajau: Hey Seina.

Seina: Yeah?

Ken: We had a great time, man. See ya at your wedding in a couple of weeks.

Seina: Thanks guys. I'm not gonna tell anyone what happened tonight.

Kai: Good. Cuz if ya do...

(takes out his semi automatic & pumps a shot at Seina's right leg)

Seina: AAAHHH!!!

Rajau: (laughing) I'm Wayne Brady, bitch! (the guys speed off)

Seina: It was Mooney!!

( As the guys left, Seina was able to limp his way back into his house)

Seina: Boy, what a night. Well, at least it was good to be with the guys before I got married.

(Before Seina could have a moment to himself, he hears knocking at his door)

Seina: Hmm, I wonder who that could be.

Amane: Hello, my future husband!

Ryoko: He's gonna be mine, too, Amane. Seina, darling, I'm glad you're here.

Neiju: Yeah, big brother. We came by to tell you that we're going shopping for our dresses tomorrow.

Kiriko: Oh Seina, what happened to your leg?

Seina: Oh, I tripped & kinda gashed myself.

Amane: Aw, you poor baby.

Ryoko: Let Mommy Ryoko kiss it to make you feel better.

(Amane & Ryoko seductively approach Seina to "heal his wounds")

Seina: Uh girls, don't you wanna wait till we're married?

Ryoko: Now don't you worry, Seina. We'll take good care of you.

Amane: Let's just give you a little preview of our honeymoon.

Seina: Wait, ladies, please. Oh, here I go again.

[I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!]

[The End]