Dark Vegetto part 5
********** Kudos to those of you still following this series! I'm including characters from Guilty Gear X2 since I prefer it over SF and Guilty Gear kicks Street fighter's ass royally. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT!!!! On a side note you may see phrases which is greek/latin (think Romans and Socrates people and if you don't know who Socrates is then you're just dumb as f**k!) phrases I use will be marked with a ^ and a side bar with the meaning. Some of these words have more than depending on connotation/usage. I will also be referring to super saiya-jin as SSJ followed by a number to represent the level if it is above the first level. i.e. SSJ2
When we last left our lovable psychotic lunatics, they had successfully fended off and killed Dan. Then allowed Justice's gay pet raptor Mr. Fluffykins to sexually assault Vega before being eaten alive. Meanwhile our loveable killers Dark Vegetto and Testament return to earth to hunt down and kill Saiya-jins. ***********
Dark Vegetto: I FOUND ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS AT LAST!!!!!!
Testament: Found what father?
Dark Vegetto: One of those f**king Saiya-jins! STAY HERE TESTAMENT!!!!!!!
Dark Vegetto is surrounded by black fire as he flies to where the Saiya-jin scent emanates from.
Dark Vegetto: I FINALLY FOUND YOU MOTHER F**KER!!!!!!!!
Goku: What the?
Dark Vegetto: I FOUND YOU NOW I'LL KILL YOU AND FULFILL THE PROPHECY AND CLAIM MY DESTINY AS RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!
Goku: Look I don't know what you're talking about but I don't have any reason to fight you.
Dark Vegetto: Then let me remind you!
Dark Vegetto transforms to his first Dragan level and bares his fangs at Goku.
Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! What and who are you?!!!!!
Dark Vegetto: THE LAST OF THE SAIYA-GANS! RULER OF DRAGONS! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! KILLER OF CIVILIZATIONS! THE KING OF DEATH AND EVISCERATION! I AM THE DEATH INCARNATE! I AM THE REAPER AND DEVOURER OF SOULS! DARK VEGETTO AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Goku: Well that was a lovely speech, but it's kinda long.
Dark Vegetto: Quit wasting my time I'll kill you and then destroy this worthless planet. Goku: Right……. Look I can't let you do that.
Dark Vegetto begins to laugh.
Dark Vegetto: Is that so? Well then lets get started shall we?
Dark Vegetto cracks his knuckles and reverts back to his normal form and motions to Goku to hit him.
Dark Vegetto: Come on I'll even be sporting and let you have the first shot.
Goku shrugs his shoulders and then flies at Dark Vegetto and punches him in the face. Dark Vegetto's head doesn't move as he looks at Goku with all consuming hatred in his eyes.
Dark Vegetto: Is that the best you can do?
Goku looks in shock at Dark Vegetto.
Goku: You have GOT to be kidding!!!! That didn't even phase you!
Dark Vegetto: Lets cut the crap shall we!!! I know you're holding back.
Goku: Fine! I hope you can keep up with a Super Saiya-jin!!!
Dark Vegetto: The question is can you keep up with me?
Goku goes SSJ as Dark Vegetto just watches in amusement.
Dark Vegetto: Impressive for an ape
Goku rushes Dark Vegetto and tries to attack him but Dark Vegetto just blocks everything and laughs.
Dark Vegetto: IS THAT YOUR BEST??? COME ON I CAME TO KILL YOU AT LEAST STRUGGLE A LITTLE!!!!!
Goku: You really want to see my power fine!
Goku goes SSJ2
Dark Vegetto: You're still holding back!
Goku: This will be more than enough!
Dark Vegetto: YOU CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku disappears and reappears in front of Dark Vegetto who catches his fist and laughs.
Dark Vegetto: YOU SUCK AT THIS!!!!!!!!
Goku: You're stronger than I thought but why I can't read your power!!!!
Dark Vegetto: What's the matter you can't read my power level? Fine here's a glimpse at my true power.
Dark Vegetto transforms into his first Dragan level.
Goku: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
Dark Vegetto: So you see you have no chance now be a good monkey and stand still!
Goku: SO YOU WANT TO SEE MY POWER FINE!!!!!
Goku transforms to SSJ3.
Dark Vegetto: Please! I know you can go higher than that! FINE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW SERIOUS I REALLY AM!!!!!
The earth begins to quake as Dark Vegetto's body emanates a black aura of power as he begins to change. Goku looks on as Dark Vegetto's black wings unfurl skyward, his teeth begin to take the form of small dragon fangs and his fingers become black, dragon like claws. Dark Vegetto unleashes a roar that shakes the heavens.
Goku: Uh oh!!!!!!
Dark Vegetto: Now do you ssssee what you're up againsssssst?
Goku tries to fly away but Dark Vegetto appears in front of him before Goku can even take off.
Dark Vegetto: why don't you fusssse with the other monkey?
Goku: You mean Vegeta?
Dark Vegetto: whatever hisssssss name issssss! But firsssst thingsssss firssssst!!!!
Dark Vegetto begins to slap Goku around and play with him as a cat does with a mouse shortly before killing it.
Dark Vegetto: now go get that other monkey. I'll be waiting for you and I'll be back in one week! Until then …….
Dark Vegetto reverts to his normal form and disappears in a flash of black fire and reappears in front of Testament.
Testament: Well father?
Dark Vegetto: I let him live……for now!
Dark Vegetto: So I can kill them both at once and I want to kill the one Saiya-jin who shares my name.
Testament: You don't mean…..
Dark Vegetto: Yes my saiya-jin counterpart.
Dark Vegetto turns back to Testament.
Dark Vegetto: Let's go I need to kill something.
Testament: Yes father.
Dark Vegetto and Testament fly through the streets towards the crystal palace. Dark Vegetto stops abruptly.
Testament: What is it father?
Dark Vegetto: I sense a strong ki.
Dark Vegetto and Testament turn to see Akuma and Axl
Akuma: Well well well, if it isn't the new trouble maker.
Axl: Well Testament long time no see!
Testament: AXL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Dark Vegetto: A friend of yours Testament?
Testament: No more like annoying ass f**k I left for dead with rats gnawing on his dying body.
Axl: Apparently you lost your touch Testament!
Testament: I WON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE YOU LITTLE SH*T SUCKING ASS F**KER!!!
Dark Vegetto: Testament you deal with him, I'll kill the other one.
Akuma: Come I will show you what the raging demon can do!
Dark Vegetto: Very well, we shall see if a demon is a match for the a dragon at its deus^ or power! ^(deus here means peak)
Akuma: Say what you like it won't save you!
Dark Vegetto cracks his knuckles and bares his fangs at Akuma
Akuma: Cute a lizard hybrid.
Axl: You haven't changed at all have you Testament?
Testament looks at Axl and gives him the finger. Axl: I'll take that as a no. Hows about we settle up after we watch those two fight?
Testament: Fine, I'll enjoy watching father rip him to tiny shreds.
Axl: You really are sick in the head, you know that right?
Testament gives Axl the finger again.
Testament: FATHER SHOW THEM BOTH WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF!!!!!!
Dark Vegetto looks at Testament and smiles evilly as both of them start to laugh.
Dark Vegetto: Come mortal I'll let you have the first punch.
Akuma: How sporting.
Akuma lunges forward and tries to punch Dark Vegetto who disappears and reappears behind him and then backhands Akuma in the back of the head.
Akuma: What sorcery is this?
Dark Vegetto: Come now! Did you actually think I would let you hit me?
Akuma: Try this!!!
Akuma tries to unleash a dragon punch uppercut but Dark Vegetto dodges and grabs Akuma's fist.
Dark Vegetto: You really suck at this.
Dark Vegetto slams his right fist into Akuma's face.
Dark Vegetto: Where is this so called demon I heard so much bragging about? Is it stuck up your ass hibernating?
Akuma steps back and puts his hands and wrists together and pulls them back into his body as he prepares to release the raging demon attack.
Dark Vegetto: Wait let me guess this demon of yours bores me to sleep waiting is that it?
Dark Vegetto surrounds himself with a dark aura of energy and puts his right hand out in front of his body.
Akuma unleashes the attack. As the blast makes contact with Dark Vegetto's hand it's snuffed out as if it were a match head being pinched between someone's fingers.
Akuma: HOW COULD YOU STOP THAT?!!!!!
Dark Vegetto: Simple you're not facing a mortal.
Akuma: You're certainly no god that's for sure, but you're too evil even to be a devil!
Dark Vegetto: I exist for one purpose. To kill, destroy, vanquish, rule and subjugate. Now it's time for me to do one of those. It's time to kill you but first…….
Dark Vegetto's hand begins to glow a blood red color as he aims at Akuma. Dark Vegetto waves his hand as four red energy blades shoot from his hands. Before Akuma can react two of the blades burn through his wrists and the other two through his ankles.
Dark Vegetto: Now to bind you with your own blood…BLOOD CHAINS!!!!!!
Akuma: What the hell??!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akuma looks in shock as the blood from his severed limbs shoots our and wraps around his legs and shoulders and the limbs anchor themselves onto the nearby buildings suspending Akuma above in mid air above the streets.
Dark Vegetto draws the Dragonwraith and hovers over Akuma.
Testament turns to Axl and smiles.
Testament: I love when he does sh*t like this!!!
Axl: He wouldn't!
Testament: He would.
Axl: He couldn't!
Testament: He will.
Axl: He can't!!!
Testament: GO ON FATHER CUT HIM TO PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Vegetto smiles as he holds the Dragonwraith in front of his body as though it were a holy relic.
Dark Vegetto: AND NOW YOU WILL KNOW WHY EVEN GODS AND GODDESSES FEAR ME!!!!!
Dark Vegetto draws back the Dragonwraith and begins to slash Akuma repeatedly. The sound of Akuma's anguished screams pierce even the most tranquil of places. Dark Vegetto begins to laugh at Akuma's pain and smiles ever so cruelly as he watches the blood begin to pour from the slash marks and pool in the street below.
Dark Vegetto: Does it burn? Can you feel your soul being torn apart by every cut? Does every wound make you pray for the death? And I'm just getting started, I haven't even struck bone yet.
Dark Vegetto resumes slashing Akuma and joyfully listening to the pained screams that accompany each slash. The blood continues to flow from Akuma's wounds as the pool beneath him increases in size and grows blacker with every drop.
Dark Vegetto: Tell me, do you want to die human? Do you wish for me to end your pain? Say the word and I will kill you.
Akuma hangs his head and grunts in pain as he continues to bleed and stares at the expanding dark pool beneath him.
Akuma: Go ahead and do what you want, I'll die soon from the blood loss.
Dark Vegetto: Is that so? Maybe you didn't get the memo, I'M THE NEW RULER OF DEATH AROUND HERE ASS WIPE! PEOPLE DIE WHEN I SAY SO AND NOT BEFORE!
Dark Vegetto backhands Akuma across the face tearing the flesh and muscle tissue away down to the bone in Akuma's jaw.
Dark Vegetto: THERE IT IS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS!!!
Dark Vegetto grabs the torn tissues and begins to strip away the flesh from Akuma's face.
Testament: Well that's new I've never seen father do that before!
Axl: DUDE THAT GUY IS F**KED UP!!!!
Testament turns and slugs Axl in the jaw
Testament: How dare you speak of father in such an ill manner!
Dark Vegetto continues to strip the flesh from Akuma's body until all that can be seen is a blood stain skeleton with its organs still intact and bleeding suspended above the street. Below them the black thick pool of blood is now littered with torn flesh and muscle. Dark Vegetto laughs as he slices down through Akuma's still living skeleton with the Dragonwraith and then crosswise and the diagonally left then right. Pieces of blood soaked organs and bones rain down into the black pool of blood below and float like macabre leaves on a pond.
Dark Vegetto: VAE VICTUS^!!!!!! (^This means suffering to the conquered.)
Testament: DAMN!!!!! He really was pissed! Don't worry I'm not as evil as him but you're still going to suffer you piece of sh*t.
Axl: You know maybe I should have just died when you left the rats gnawing on me.
Testament: To late for regrets.
Axl: How do you think your sweet little Dizzy react to such a monster?
Testament: FILTHY HUMAN HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF HER!!! IT WAS YOUR KIND THAT PERSECUTED HER AND THEN KILLED HER!!!!!
Axl: Hey whoa dude that wasn't…..
Testament: LIES!!!! I'LL KILL YOU JUST AS YOUR KIND KILLED HER!!!
Dark Vegetto looks at Testament in astonishment and then looks at Axl.
Dark Vegetto: He sure hates you! You know I had no idea Testament was capable of such deep seething hatered. Dizzy why does that name sound so familiar?
Axl: She was Testament's bitch!
Testament: HOW DARE YOU!! NIGHTMARE CIRCULAR!!!!!!
Axl looks up just in time to see a red clawed skull energy creature fly out of a portal at him. As the creature flies over and through Axl it claws him and knocks him down.
Testament: EXE BEAST!!!!!!
A small purple rhino headed beast with fangs pops up behind Axl and bites him in the shoulder.
Dark Vegetto: DAMN HE REALLY HATES YOU!!!!
Axl struggles to get up on his feet and looks just in time to see Testament jump and flip end over end with his scythe blade making one full circle and hits Axl right in the chest slicing him down to the bone.
Testament: Now that you've tasted my gravedigger……
Testament: It's time I put you in the grave! SEVENTH SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Vegetto: WHAT THE F*CK?!!!
Dark Vegetto looks in shock as the raven that is always near Testament transforms into a woman who summons a bed underneath Axl knocking him off his feet and onto his back. Before Axl can move the woman stabs Axl in the left side of chest with her right hand. Her hand slices though his ribs as though they were butter and pierces his heart in such a way that it explodes. The woman transforms back into a raven as the bed disappears and Axl falls to the ground bleeding from his chest. Dark Vegetto looks at the wound and all that can be seen are the blood stained cleanly cut edges of Axl's ribs and a small hole where his heart once beat.
Dark Vegetto: WHERE THE F*CK DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T TEACH YOU THAT!!!
Testament: You're not the only one well versed in things of arcane secrets.
Testament walks over and kicks Axl once in the head and then in the ass. Testament then puts edge of his scythe to Axl's throat.
Testament: I'm not taking any chances with you this time.
Testament slides the blade clean through Axl's neck severing his head completely. Dark Vegetto watches with intrigue as Testament summons one large exe beast that devours Axl's body.
Dark Vegetto: Dammit man! I've never seen you this pissed! NOW I REMEMBER THAT NAME!!!! Dizzy was that cute little gear who was your sweet piece of ass wasn't she?
Testament: It's not like that.
Dark Vegetto: Come on son I know you screwed her at least once or twice! Hell I wanted to screw her myself she was hot even if she did have wings and a tail!
Testament: Look it wasn't like that at all. She was innocent, she had no idea of the evils of humans. She revived me after Justice was originally sealed. After that I hid her away for her own protection, but those damned humans found her and tried to kill her. The only ones capable of doing so refrained when they saw she had no malicious intent. That only lasted a few years. They hunted us down. She cried out for me and tried to save herself but with her wings and tail bound she was helpless. I couldn't do anything because they had overpowered and bound me with some sort of magic. All I could do was watch as they tore her apart starting with her wings, then her tail, and slowly killed her. After that they banished me to this realm
Dark Vegetto: Well that explains your hatred of humans.
Testament: I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE DAMNED HUMANS EVEN IF IT TAKES ME AN ETERNITY TO DO IT!
Dark Vegetto: I can kill them all with a single thought you know.
Testament: It wouldn't be as rewarding as seeing the same fear and pain fill their eyes as I kill them. Just like the did to her. That's all I remember now is how they tormented her and caused her pain and anguish. The absolute terror in her eyes as she realized that they were going to kill her.
Dark Vegetto: Hmmmm…….. you know I'm going to put you in charge of killing everyone here after I kill those damned monkeys.
Testament: Would it be acceptable to see about reviving her once all is taken care of father?
Dark Vegetto: I don't see why not. After all I can see why you'd want her back. She's a nice piece of ass and besides I bet she's great in bed too.
Dark Vegetto: Alright, alright, Testament. Hey you want to go see her?
Testament: You mean?!!!!
Dark Vegetto: Sure why not. Besides I want to know what you see in her besides her tits and ass.