I don't have any homosexual fantasies but I have a lot of Chun-Li sexual fantasies that I can write a whole book of. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
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| Dear Vega, Please tell me your homosexual fantasies! ~Slasher |
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I don't have any homosexual fantasies but I have a lot of Chun-Li sexual fantasies that I can write a whole book of. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
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| Dear Chun Li, Did you saw the latest issue of Edenian Weekly? They caught you kissing Vega! How do you respond about that? ~Polaris |
WHAT?!?!?! Is Sakura responsible for this again???? I WILL KILL HER!!!!
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| Dear Ryu, Give in! Give in! It's only a matter of time! Your loved ones and friends only make you weak! Sever all ties and become what you're meant to be! Ultimate Destruction! ~Satsui no Hado |
I have over come you and become a much stronger warrior than I was before. I will fight you again and win.
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| Dear Vega, Vega you WEAK and lousy excuse for an assassin! How dare you claim my schoolgirl crush as your own! Chun-Li and her luscious boobs are MINE and MINE ALONE!... Well maybe Ryu too, since he's so STRONG and that's a HUGE TURN-ON. A threesome with those two would be mind-blowing. Back to my point: If you even think of pursuing her, I'll have to kill you...Slowly...And I'll start with that DISGUSTING FACE OF YOURS! ~Juri Han |
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How dare you! No other man, woman or disgusting creature will stop me from my life long dream of stuffing my beautiful face with Chun-Li's bouncing boobs!
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| Dear Ryu, Hey Ryu! I want to ask you something. Have you ever watched Saint Seiya? I think that at least you should give a try, mostly because the saints have some interesting philosophies about the motivation to fight and the fight itself. Any fight with Dragon Shiryu or Phoenix Ikki involved is almost a lesson. Hope you enjoy! ~Polaris |
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Yes. Tell them to pay a visit at my dojo and we can meditate to discuss the true meaning of the fight.
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| Dear Dan, As an asexual man, can I still learn the renowned Saikyo Martial Arts? ~ACE |
Yes, you can! Everyone is welcome at my Saikyo Dojo especially Vega-like men.
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| Dear Ken, What is this I hear about you and Cammy HAVING SEX?! Also, you're getting drunk in clubs and picking up women?! Don't you care about Mel and I at all?! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION! ~Eliza Masters (for the moment) |
I... I can explain. It is not what you think. Cammy... Uhm... She drugged me and raped me!
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| Dear Chun Li, I heard that Ryu took care of Cammy's kitty last time he was in England, if you know what I mean. He literally was pet sitting her cat, so get your mind out of the gutter! So my question is if Ryu is really that nice or did he just need a place to stay? ~MexDet |
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I never knew that Ryu likes cats. I never knew that Ryu likes anything else besides fighting for that matter.
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| Dear Cammy, I have fed and cleaned your cat as requested. Anything else I need to do to please your feline companion? ~Ryu |
Well... You can come closer to my lips and please me just like Ken...
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| Dear Chun Li, How are you doing, my crush? Me? All I can do is think about you, Ryu, and me in a, what do you call it? Oh yeah, a COMPROMISING... POSITION! I've been observing you and him for weeks now. I'll strike soon! It's always more fun when the PREY know they're being HUNTED! Ta ta! ~Juri Han |
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What is this? Another pervert? I hate perverts and I will handle you just like I do with Vega. With my gun.
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| Dear Chun Li, How do you feel when people call Ryu and you, the Adam and Eve of fighting games? ~MexDet |
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I like it because it sounds like they support us as a couple. *Blushes*
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| Dear Chun Li, I just wanted to let you know that Mai Shiranui was interfering with my training again. She said if she can seduce me she can seduce any man. I told her it was futile but she kept on bothering me. Her display became more and more...risque. I stood firm and ignored her though. Ultimately, she became more physical, so I had to engage her in a fight. If someone tells you a different story, they're lying. My loyalty towards you is still steadfast. Well, I have to go back to training now. Take care, I love you. I'll see you soon. ~Ryu |
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Thank you, Ryu. I just knew that I could trust you. *Blushes*
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| Dear Chun Li, Guess who is better than you in every considerable way AND seduced the elusive Ryu? Yeah, that's right me. You should have been there; Ryu was all over me like a starving man over food. When's the last time you gave him any attention? Who cares! He's mine now! ~Mai Shiranui |
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You are lying! Ryu would never hurt me like this. He just wouldn't.
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| Dear Sakura, I heard from Ryu how much your stalking and threatening has increased. You've got it bad, kiddo... Anyway my question is, if Ryu were to propose having a threesome or a menage a trois relationship with him and Chun-Li, would you? I ask this because maybe it'll make all of you happy and stop driving my buddy crazy. ~Ken |
No way! Ryu is mine and mine alone. I am not sharing him with anyone!
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| Dear Mileena, Why the long face? You look good enough to eat. ~Juri Han |
Because no one finds me beautiful. They all make fun of my teeth.
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| Dear Chun Li, I know Ryu is dedicated to the martial arts (and you) but do you ever get worried about him getting smitten with another female fighter. Now that he's in Smash, he has the opportunity to meet people like the first lady of gaming, Samus Aran or the wise Zelda, who could teach him the meaning of the fight. So do you? Or are you perfectly secure in your relationship and trust him? ~Smash Brother |
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I trust Ryu. The only person that I don't trust is Sakura.
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| Dear Sakura, Dude, seriously stop your chasing after Ryu. I get that he's dreamy and handsome but he doesn't swing that way! So leave him alone! ~Sagat |
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Go away, baldy. I am just one step away from getting Ryu alone in an abandon cabin where there is no one around to stop my plans of seduction.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, I want to share a secret with you and I'm certain that you will love what I have to say. I was talking with Chun-Li, and she amicably told me that she would let you have access to her boobies if you help her with information about her both cases: her father's death and Shadowlaw itself. If I were you, I'd help her... ~Polaris |
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What did you just say?!?! I can touch her boobs! Thank you! I will not rest until I provide Chun-Li with enough information on both those cases!
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| Dear Ryu, Good news - you and your stage have been confirmed as DLC for Super Smash Bros. WiiU/3DS, and yes I have heard a Ryu Amiibo is currently in production! Will you use your fight money to make such honourable purchases, and if yes then will you do so at any old time or for my next airing celebration? ~Princess Natalie |
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I will take this oppportunity to train and become a better fighter.
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| Dear Chun Li, Thank you for saving us and defeating Galactus. Ryu and yourself were incredible. We're sorry for not being more useful but we're not fighters. Maya says hello, and she thinks you two were as cool as the "Steel Samurai" and the "Pink Princess." I'm wondering, where you went after the match? I hope wherever you are, you two are doing well. Oh yeah, Maya says that she wants you and Ryu to make an "Iron Infant" of your very own. Sorry but she kept bugging me to tell you. ~Phoenix Wright (and Maya Fey) |
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Thank you so much. *Blushes*
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| Dear Vega, Vega, it is well known how much you love and admire your beauty above everything else, so my question is if it was possible to 100% flawlessly clone you, would you be sexually attracted to yourself? Would that make you bisexual or is it some absurd form of masturbation? ~Curious from Colorado |
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I do not want to have another clone of myself because it is impossible to make a 100% copy of my beauty and also I don't want my clone to steal Chun Li away from me.
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| Dear Ryu, How do you feel, with the absence of Mega Man, that Capcom is putting too much in your plate? Almost 7 years of continued support for SF4, numerous crossovers, and now SF5, do you feel a bit burned out? ~MexDet |
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When it comes to the fight I can never train too much. I welcome as many challenges as possible. I do not burn out.
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| Dear Vega, Do you love or lust Chun-Li? ~Anonymous |
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Both. I love everything about Chun Li especially her boobs.
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| Dear Setsuna, Besides Ryu is there any one else that you wish to have sex with? ~Reptile |
The SuperBeast of course! Especially the red monster version. I won't let Chun-Li or Jade steal the hero of Izuna away from me.
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| Dear Vega, I have the displeasure of leaving this message only to warn you one thing: stop copying my movements and my fighting style. A third-class fighter like you can't compare with a legend like me. Keep copying my style and your face will meet my hidden blades without warning. I'm going to have so much fun seeing your whine while I destroy your f**king face with my blades. Arrivederci, stronzo di merda. PS: I met your girlfriend last night, that pretty chinese girl. Her name is Chun-Li, right? I had a close encounter with her and her breasts. They are so soft... ~Ezio Auditore da Firenze |
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YOU DISGUSTING, UGLY CREATURE! YOU TOUCH MY CHUN-LI AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
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| Dear Cammy, In case you haven't heard the good news, I have a new kitten! She is a Ragdoll, and my mom has named her Sapphire. As you are a cat lover I know you'll want to come and meet this adorable new addition to my family! ~Princess Natalie |
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Congratulations on your new cat. She must be simply adorable. I wish I could hold her.
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| Dear Vega, Do people ever tell you that you look hot? ~Ditzy |
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Yes, all the time but I am still waiting to hear those words from Chun-Li.
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| Dear Cammy, Would you want to fuck Ryu if you are given the chance? ~Black Star |
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Of course!
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| Dear Ryu, Hey Ryu, I heard Sakura claiming that you were fucking her like a bitch in heat last night. Is that really true, man? Poor Chun-Li... Anyway, I'm your best friend and I want you to tell me even the most perverted detail of what happened last night Ryu... and if not, I'll kick your ass to hell, dude. ~Ken |
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Do not listen to what Sakura or anyone else says. Just concentrate on your training and be ready for the next fight.
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| Dear Ryu, Ryu! How are you, my love? The reason why I'm talking to you is quite simple. I have gotten a lot of pictures of a very happy Chun-Li naked and fucking Vega. I also have a video of those two in the aforementioned subject. I warn you that you will find anal, vaginal and oral sex. I'm telling this to you Ryu, to prove you that she was never interested in you or your feelings eventhough if she claimed another thing. PS: You were amazing last night and I want to ride you again. Call me! ~Sakura |
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| Dear Rose, Do you think Ryu is hot too? ~Neo Senshi |
Of course! I dream of Ryu every night.
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| Dear Kunzite, Why is Setsuna so man crazy around here? ~Neo Senshi |
Setsuna is not man crazy she is sex crazy. Every day she looks at naked photos of Ryu and does very disturbing things to herself.
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| Dear Chun Li, Hey Chun, did you see the fight between Mayweather vs Pacquiao? Particularly, I'm disappointed because I wanted Pacquiao to win even if Mayweather was more strategic to be fair. What do you think? ~Polaris |
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Unfortunately I was too busy at work to watch the big fight on TV. When I came home to ask Vega about the highlights of the fight all he could say or do was stare at my cleavage....
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| Dear Setsuna, Have you ever considered a one night stand with another woman? ~Juli |
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Sorry I don't swing that way.... Unless you buy me a couple of drinks first.
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| Dear Vega, As if my signed photo of Jay Tavare as you isn't enough, Jay now plans to send me two rare Vega dolls! Should I send photos of them to the site, and if yes then would you prefer them added up any old time or for an airing update? ~Princess Natalie |
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That is very nice of Jay. He is definitely a great actor that is worthy to play my part in the movie. Share the photos on an airing update as my beauty should be enjoyed by everyone.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, have you played MKX? I think that it is funny and has a lot of violence, blood and gore as you like. I would love to challenge you to a online fight. ~Cammy |
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I love MKX. Especially the fatalities. How I would love to perform one of those fatalities on Balrog, Bison, Ken and all those who have threaten any harm on my beautiful face or Chun Li.
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| Dear Sakura, How much would you pay for a hentai artist to draw you with Ryu? ~Phoenix |
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As much as they want eventhough I rather do the real thing with Ryu!
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| Dear Setsuna, Is it true that you went through menopause over 500 years ago? How did you survive that stage of your life? ~Ditzy |
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Please be a dear and tell me who told you that so I can kill them.
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| Dear Chun Li, I don't know who leaked my photos with Ryu in the bathroom but if you want me to be sincere with you Chun, I have to tell you that they are true and not fake. And I don't regret nothing. Ryu is amazing! Please Chun-Li, take it easy because I would be very sad if something were to happen to your baby due to a hysterical attack that you should be having at your home. Also I do not want Vega hurting or attacking me if you lose the child. RYU IS MINE BITCH, ONLY MINE! ~Sakura |
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Mark my words. I WILL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE SLUT!
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| Dear Vega, Can you tell us your beauty secrets? ~Anonymous |
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Eat well, get lots of exercise and buy expensive make up.
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| Dear Pikachu, Diglett-dig, Diglett-dig, trio, trio, trio! ~Diglett and Dugtrio |
Pika chu chu chuuuuuuuuu! Pika.
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| Dear Sakura, Are you going to help bring Vega and Chun-Li closer together? ~Neo Senshi |
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Definitely! That way I can get rid of the competition and have Ryu all to myself to molest and enjoy. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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| Dear Vega, Good for you, for telling Mod Soul as it is - I know you could never love anyone who threatens to 'send Vega straight to a closed-casket funeral' like Balrog did! Can I celebrate by killing Balrog for you? ~Princess Natalie |
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You most certainly can!
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| Dear Pikachu, Jig-gly-puff, jig-gully-puff... ~Jigglypuff |
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Pika piiiii pika pika.
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| Dear Sakura, How old are you really? Because weren't you like 16 over twenty years ago? ~Tigggra |
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I am old enough to do what I want with Ryu but also young enough to make Chun-Li look like a demented old granny.
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| Dear Chun Li, Hi Chun, I know Sakura was caught having sex with Ryu in a public bathroom. Ibuki told me and also Sakura has told everyone that she and Ryu are dating. She seemed serious about her relationship with Ryu. The photos are quite explicit and it seems that someone hacked her cell phone because the photos were leaked on the internet, if you google them, you will find them. And before you blame Sakura as you always do, I have to tell you that Ryu seemed quite happy with the treatment he was giving to her in the bathroom. Judge yourself and realize that he was never very interested in you. I tell you this because at least you have a right to know. ~Karin |
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This can't be true! It is a lie! The photos must be fake it just has to be!
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| Dear Chun Li, Hello Chun-Li, I'll ask a question and I would like you to answer honestly. What would you do if Vega appears (in order to win your heart, of course) telling you that he has specific and reliable information about the disappearance and death of your father? Taking into account that he works in Shadowlaw and that the information may be true, what would you do? Would you accept his help? ~Polaris |
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Most likely I would. More than anything I want my father's soul to be able to rest in peace and I can't do that until his killer is brought to justice.
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| Dear Vega, Do you think Balrog is cute? Do you support a Vega X Balrog pairing? ~Mod Soul |
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Absolutely not! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. The only pairing that I support here is Vega X Chun Li.
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| Dear Chun Li, Chun-Li, I've heard that you are expecting a child. My son to be more specific. As the situation requires, I believe that we have to get married as quickly as possible, because our son or daughter has to grow in a well established family. Please marry me, my beloved Chun-Li. ~Vega |
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If I was pregnant with your child I would marry you for the sake of the child to grow up in a loving family but I am not pregnant! Stop making fun of my weight! Eat
a couple of bags of chips in the middle of night, put on some extra pounds and then the whole world notices!
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| Dear Pikachu, Mew. ~Mew |
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Pika!
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| Dear Vega, Good morning Vega. I address to you because as you know, Kitana resigned and no longer wants to murder people for me. That ungrateful bitch was like a daughter to me and my best assassin but she betrayed me in the worst way with that bastard shaolin monk... Anyway, I urgently need your services as assassin. Shang Tsung was commissioned to review the profiles of potential candidates to replace her and came to the conclusion that you are the best candidate to replace Kitana. Mileena is a real useless bitch and I also learned that she is conspiring against me with Reiko. I'll make a deal with you, if you manage to kill Mileena, I'll help you stay beautiful and young forever. And when I mean forever is FOREVER. And if you complete the combo killing Reiko, I could perhaps make Shang Tsung do something useful and do some mind control to Chun-Li to accept to be your wife forever. I offer better working conditions than Bison as far I see results. What do you think? I'll send Shang Tsung shortly to pick your reply. ~Emperor Shao Kahn |
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I don't trust you but what did you say about making Chun-Li my wife???? Where do I sign up!!!
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| Dear Mileena, Why are your teeth so ugly? Have you ever considered wearing a complete mask like Vega does to stop scaring everyone? ~Hassleberry |
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How about you come closer to take a better look at my teeth so that I can show you how sharp they are by eating you alive.
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| Dear Chun Li, You are far more chubby Chun-Li since the last time I saw you. Remember Chun, eating at odd times is bad and if we add your pregnant cravings, you will end up as truly morbidly obese. So when you've given birth to your son, you're going to turn into a true cow with that fatness. ~Sakura |
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WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE HIDING I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
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| Dear Kunzite, How does it feel to be abused by Sailor Pluto and her slave? Have you ever tried to escape from her? I am sure that it is very uncomfortable to live in a cage. ~Neo Senshi |
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I did try to escape once but the terrifying sight of seeing Dan rape and devour Cody alive scared me to death. It was enough to send me running back to my cage which is safe from the reaches of Dan.
Nothing is more evil than Dan.
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| Dear Vega, Hello Fabio. I wanted to congratulate you for the good news about your paternity, but I wanted to ask how are Chun-Li and the baby? Sakura told me she was expecting a child of yours. The other day I visited Chun-Li and saw that she already had a small pregnancy tummy, she looked radiant and strikingly beautiful as always. Is that really true that you're going to marry her in Barcelona? And if the baby is a girl you're going to put the name of your beautiful mother in her honor? If it's really true, I'm sincerely glad that Chun-Li has finally deigned to reciprocate your feelings for her. Congrats Vega!! ~Setsuna |
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Thank you. I am so happy and I do hope that it is a girl so that I can name my daughter after my beautiful mother. Soon I will host the biggest party ever at my mansion where everyone is invited. Everyone except for Balrog. I can't stand his ugly face.
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| Dear Chun Li, Congratulations Chun-Li!! I heard that you were pregnant and the father is Vega! When will be the baby shower? I'd love to leave you a gift anyway. Enjoy your pregnancy and do not fret about anything dear. Now, get out of my way, I have a date with Ryu and I don't want to be late. Bye. ~Sakura |
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You stay away from Ryu and stop making fun of my weight!!!!
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| Dear Vega, Vega, I think that if Chun-Li's pregnancy rumors were true (with your eventual paternity), the world should be prepared for the coming of a super cute child (after all it is your and Chun's child). ~K. |
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Thank you. I hope that soon I can convince Chun-Li to marry me for a beautiful wedding and an even beautiful honeymoon. Heh, heh, heh.
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| Dear Sakura, Hey Sakura, why are you telling everyone that Chun-Li got pregnant from Vega? ~Karin |
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Because it is true and it will mean less competition for Ryu. Ryu is mine! Mine! Mine!
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| Dear Chun Li, Sakura is saying that you are pregnant. And she said that Vega is the father of your child. Is that really true? She also added that you are getting more fat due to your 'alleged' condition. ~Rose |
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Where is Sakura now? Because I am going to kill her!!!
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| Dear Zangief, How do you feel about being on this website? ~Anonymous |
I am only here to be close to Dan. I want Dan to teach me how to be more manly.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, is that really true that you are going to be a father? I heard that Chun-Li is expecting a child and she's claiming that you are the father. What do you think about that? ~Cammy |
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Heh, heh, heh. That is the coolest thing ever.
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| Dear Chun Li, I love you and I know you love me deep down in your heart, even if you're stubborn enough to realize your love for me. ~Vega |
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I do not love you, Vega. How could I love a sick pervert like you?
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| Dear Ryu, Do you remember Hokuto ?? ~Sanky |
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Yes. I remember all the opponents that I have ever fought.
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| Dear Chun Li, I love you, so much. ~Ryu |
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Is this for real, Ryu? Or are you playing with my feelings again to add to my heartache.
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| Dear Vega, Stay away from Chun Li, you idiot. She is now my girlfriend, and if you try to do something to her, I will not answer for my actions. If you're smart enough you should know that it is not good to give a Japanese one reason for revenge. You've been warned. ~Ryu |
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My two good friends, who are my claws and the one in my pants, say no way. Chun Li's boobs are mine!
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| Dear Chun Li, Chun, are you there? I do not know how to start, but after the last trip I made, I realized many things that I was not used to noticing. I know you won't believe anything I'll tell because the last conversation we had and it makes sense, but I humbly ask that you please listen to me. I miss you and I've missed all this time since I was training, Chun-Li. I know I've been a complete idiot with you that I have not given the treatment that a great woman like you deserve. What I mean is that I'm back to stay with you forever. I discovered that my greatest motivation to fight was your unconditional, sincere and selfless love. I never want to get away from you again. Chun-Li I love you and want you to know that I'm willing to do anything to win your heart again. I promise I will never hurt you or break your heart with my actions. If you still do not want to know anything about me because you've already found someone else or for any other reason, I would understand and would leave forever to keep you in peace. I love you and I will love you forever Chun and my only desire is to see you happy. I wanted you to know that. ~Ryu |
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Oh, Ryu.... That was so beautiful....
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| Dear Vega, After all, what kind of woman was Hokuto? Look wise I think she is decent. ~Sanky |
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I remember that she likes to wear kimonos but besides that I don't know too much about Hokuto.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, I have to tell you something. I was hearing a conversation between sister and Chun-Li about a kind of 'brigade' of girls -if you want to call it like that- against pervs. From what I heard, they want to target you for stalking Chun-Li and for molesting Kitana. Obviously, Chun-Li is leading the attack along with Kitana, who is my sister. What you are going to do now? They want to disfigure your handsome and beautiful face PERMANENTLY. Do something Vega and kill them before they try to do anything! I will be the most pleased if you kill Kitana. ~Mileena |
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No one will cause harm to my beautiful face! Kitana must have been really angry when I said that she should step down and hand over the throne to you.
I will sharpen my claws and put an end to the brigade. I will give that Kitana one of those fatalities and harass Chun-Li as much as I want.
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| Dear Chun Li, How intense was Hokuto as your opponent? ~Sanky |
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Hokuto was a good fighter but she was an even better friend. She used to help me work on a case to bring down Shadowlaw.
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| Dear Vega, Vega, I think I have an idea to help you win Chun-Li's heart. Look you know she has always been searching to know who and the circumstances that killed her father. As you work there in Shadowlaw, you could search for information on how that case ended and who better than you to offer your help to finish this stage of her life. You of all people know what it's like to lose a loved one. All this sounds coldly calculated, but you should put it this way: she would thank you for life for helping her in that important matter. You'd be her personal hero and she would love you for all eternity even if it means you betraying Shadowlaw. And if Shadowlaw is destroyed, you could make the idea that you will not have to see that hideous face of Balrog again. And everyone wins. You and Chun-Li. ~K. |
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What a perfect idea. I like it. And being Chun-Li's hero? I'd love that even more and maybe then will I be able to kiss her and touch her ass.
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| Dear Sephiroth, Do you duel? With cards that is. ~Joey Wheeler |
No, I don't even know what a deck looks like. I only fight with my long, sharp sword.
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| Dear Ryu, Is all you care about is fighting? ~Tigggra |
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Yes. A true warrior like myself must devote at least 110% of his time to the fight. Nothing else matters.
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| Dear Zane, Do you still duel? Want to check out who has the better deck? ~Joey Wheeler |
I don't usually duel amateurs..... But just name the time and place and I will be there.
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| Dear Ryu, Ryu, why are you so insensitive about Chun-Li and her feelings about you? She loved you and she has been depressed since you rejected her feelings in order to focus in your training, you selfish man. How could you? The gossip section says that she left you for another man, a european blonde guy named Vega. Good for her, because we won't see Chun-Li humilating herself for the love of an ungrateful man like you. And I truly hope that Scorpion kicks your ass to the hell in your next match. ~Nebula Chain |
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I do care for Chun-Li but not in the way she does. I admire her strength as a fighter and she is one of my favorite opponents to fight with in the tournaments. Now if you excuse me I must train and prepare myself
for my fight with Scorpion.
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| Dear Chun Li, Hey Chun, I want to offer something that will interest you. Me and Sonya are creating a brigade of girls against perverts. We have several girls of other games and animes in our ranks like other girls of MK, some female assassins from Assassin's Creed, the Sailor Scouts, the girls of Soul Calibur and Tekken and so on because if I tell how many people there are we would lack time of day to finish. So I want to invite you to join our crusade against the pervs because we think you'd be a great contribution in our fight against these bastards. We have already made an example with Kano and Rain of what will happen if they continue with their behavior. And our next goal is that invention of ninja called Vega, that living insult to the art of Ninjitsu. If you are interested, contact with Sonya and she'll tell you what to do to join us to kick some asses. We will be waiting for your answer Li. ~Kitana |
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Yes, I definitely want to join and stop pervert king Vega from harassing me! I want to be able to wake up and check my email without getting hundreds of spam mail from Vega
sending me pictures of his groin.
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| Dear Dan, There are some sickos who support Vega being paired up with that horrible boxer Balrog - whom I need not remind you, we hate because he said he'd send Vega straight to a closed-casket funeral! What would you personally do about the Vega X Balrog shippers (shitters?)? ~Princess Natalie |
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Get revenge the Saikyo way! I will not let Balrog steal my man! YAAAAHHHOOOOOO!!!!!
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| Dear Seto, I've been waiting for a very long time here to see Dan rape you. What is taking so long? ~Joey Wheeler |
How many times do I have to tell you to go fuck yourself?
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| Dear Vega, So Vega, let me see if I heard right. You told Mileena that I was jealous of you and your 'beauty and divine perfection'. Are you serious, dear? Me, an heiress to the throne of Edenia, jealous of a stupid and poor bullfighter? You have a lot of audacity to say such a thing. That is, only to land you from your world of ridiculous fantasies, you cannot compete with me in terms of beauty and elegance and you're out of my league in that aspect, dearest Vega. I'll ask you one thing, you really think that in the next fifty years you will keep yourself beautiful as now? The answer is quite obvious, dear. It is a big NO. In the next fifty years, if not before, as you become ashes like your mother, I can assure you that I will remain as beautiful and young as ever thanks to my divine ancestry unlike yours, mortal. And truth hurts. PS : I see why Chun-Li has never bothered to take you seriously. Who in their right mind would take seriously a clown like you? ~Kitana |
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You are a bitter hag because without your makeup your real face looks like Baraka's rear end. You should
give the throne to Mileena because she would make a much better Queen.
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