Your sister is just jealous of my beauty. She wishes that she could be as beautiful as me but that is impossible because no one can be as beautiful as me for I am real perfection.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, why is my sister so mean to you? Do you think that maybe she is jealous of your pansy face? ~Mileena |
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Your sister is just jealous of my beauty. She wishes that she could be as beautiful as me but that is impossible because no one can be as beautiful as me for I am real perfection.
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| Dear Dan, Saikyo is useless and stupid. When you fight you look like you are doing some gay mating dance. You should stop it and learn how to fight for real like Ken and Ryu. ~Frankie |
Only real men can appreciate the art of Saikyo. I fight for style, I fight for love, I fight for Vega!
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| Dear Vega, Greetings my beautiful Vega, I came to propose you a deal between ninjas. Look, the truth is that I sent to hell my relationship with Andy because I got bored of it. And let's say I have become a little more patriotic in my taste in men. More to the point, I like Ryu because he is very handsome and his relationship with Chun-Li is something that bothers me to achieve my goal to stay with him. Would you help me separate those two? If we do well, you will stay with Chun-Li and I'll stay with Ryu. If you call me, I'll tell you more about my plan to give me your approval. I await your call, my beautiful Matador. ~Mai Shiranui |
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Tell me! Please take Ryu far away from here and marry him! I have tried everything to destroy Chun-Li's obsession with Ryu so that she can give me all the attention instead but only succeeded in getting arrested.
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| Dear Chun Li, Hey Chun, based on your experience as a fighter, who is better fighting with fans? Princess Kitana or Mai Shiranui? ~Schain |
I'd say Kitana because her fans are more deadly. She is from Mortal Kombat after all. Some times I wish that I could borrow her fans to use to get rid of all these perverts that won't leave me alone.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, I want to ask you a question? Hmmm, would you like to be my Valentine this year? Look, I know that the last date we had was a disaster (thanks to you and your fits of jealousy, of course). But I can give you a second chance if you behave and we even can go out together more often if all goes well in this Valentine. What do you say? Call me. ~Chun-Li |
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Just open the door I am right outside. Let me in and gaze at my beautiful face. I will make you forget all about what is his name Ryu.
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| Dear Dan, How does it feel to be called the King of Fags by all the other fighters? Men should not be wearing pink! ~Frankie |
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It makes me blush with pride. If only Vega was here I could give him a kissy kissy.
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| Dear Vega, Vega, I know that Chun-Li had a terrible fight with Ryu last night because apparently he does not devote much time to his relationship with her and seems not to care much about her too because of his obsession with the fight. Literally, and from what I could achieve to listen, she was sick and tired of his excuses and his lack of interest about having sex with her, she ended the relationship and left with her face full of tears. And that's not the best part Fabio. Chun-Li is more than convinced that there is apparently another girl vying for Ryu's love in the middle, namely, a Japanese girl named Sakura Kasugano, his apprentice and not just Shotokan ... if you know what I mean. Chun is offended in her self-love, her ego is destroyed because she feels Ryu exchanged her, a grown and independent woman, for a girl who is still not finished high school and wants revenge * whistles *. So Vega, if you have nothing productive to do, I recommend you start making your next move to gain the attention of Li and who knows, even her heart you can win if you do things right. Show yourself -for the first time in your life- friendly, comprehension, pay attention to her and leave your colossal ego in Barcelona. Good luck my beautiful Vega, Chun-Li deserves a real and passionate man and especially if it's so handsome like you. ~Mai Shiranui |
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Are you suggesting that I get my claws dirty and kill Sakura? If that will win Chun-Li over then I will do it!
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| Dear Sagat, Unfortunately I lost a lucky dip contest to win a signed photo of your actor Wes Studi. Do you agree I should have won? What will you do about this? ~Princess Natalie |
You should have won that contest. How about I just give you a signed autograph of myself to make it up to you?
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| Dear Chun Li, It's true, Chun. I'm truly sorry but I can't be with you and I can't promise to you that I will return. I need to focus in my training because that is my destiny. Like I said, get yourself someone who really loves you and cares about you. I wish you well and it was a pleasure to meet you in this life. Take care my beautiful spring. ~Ryu |
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Ryu, please don't do this to me! You are the only man that I love and want. Without you I will be all alone and lonely forever. Now I know how Setsuna feels all the time. Please don't make in to a desperate loser like her.
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| Dear Dan, Can I join your dojo? I am a fellow homosexual man and you are my idol. ~Slasher |
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Yes you can my new student. I will gladly teach you the ways of Saikyo. Spread the word that real men Saikyo and chase Vega.
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| Dear Chun Li, Can I show you something in my pants? It's real big. ~Lemmy |
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Can I break your neck and sent you to the morgue? Leave me alone, you stupid pervert!
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| Dear Ryu, Ryu, I love you... ~Chun Li |
Please I mustn't be distracted right now. I have to train hard for the upcoming tournament. I will however be looking forward to our fight in the semi-finals. Let's all give it our best in the matches.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, can I ask a question? Aside from yourself, who's the most beautiful person you have ever met? Your beloved mother or your admired Chun-Li? ~Polaris |
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It would have to be Chun-Li. Her beauty has captivated my heart ever since I first laid eyes on her in the shower and no amount of restraining orders will stop me from stalking her!
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| Dear Vega, Happy Birthday. Are you going to be doing anything special? ~Anonymous |
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I am hosting a huge party at my mansion where all of my fans around the world are welcome to come. There will be plenty of food, parking space, loot bags and hentai photos of Chun-Li for everyone.
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| Dear Vega, Happy birthday, old man. So 48 eh? When will I see you walking with a cane and the infirmities of age? Oh Earthrealmers, you get so old and so ugly so quickly while we, Edenians, take long to grow old... ~Kitana |
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I am not old! Every day I spend hours in the mirror to put on makeup and cosmetic treatments that I look no older than someone who is 20.
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| Dear Setsuna, How old are you really? Someone said that you are over a thousand years old. ~Neos |
I am actually a lot older than that...
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| Dear Chun Li, Chun Li, I need to tell you something and I hope that you do not take it wrong. Look, you're beautiful, funny and intelligent, you have many qualities... it's not you, it's me. The truth is that I need some time to be alone that I need to train and focus to be the best fighter. It was never my intention to make promises I cannot keep. So I hope that you can look for a new love who loves you, fill you with care and respect you, I'm no good at being in a relationship. Please do not call me, do not look for me and do not harass Ken trying to find my whereabouts. I say this because I respect you, I love you and that's unfair for you to continue in a relationship in which I am not able to do my part. Goodbye Li and I hope that you'll find that person who can fill your heart because that person is not me. ~Ryu |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Ryu, please say this is not true. I have been waiting and saving myself for over a decade just for you.
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| Dear Ryu, Who do you love more? Chun-Li or the fight? ~Tigggra |
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Do I have to answer that question? I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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| Dear Dan, *Drunk* stay away from my Vega, you f**king fag. Just face it, he's mine and you don't even have a chance with him. Bye bitch. ~Chun-Li |
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Never! Dan always gets his man!
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| Dear Dan, How does it feel to be called the gayest fighter in the world? How long will you wear pink, be gay and lust after Vega? ~Ditzy |
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Until the day that I die! SAIKYOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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| Dear Vega, Vega, do you have an instagram profile? I'd love to follow your profile just to see and admire your beautiful self and your perfect face in awesome selfies *drools like a fangirl*. ~A fangirl |
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I have been banned from all social media sites. Something to do with violent and psychotic behavior. However you can admire me all that you want at my bullfights as I have 4 hour autograph sessions afterwards.
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| Dear Sakura, Is it true that Ryu is a virgin? ~Rainbow Princess |
He won't be after I get through with him.
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| Dear Chun Li, So you think I'm a slut, Li? You just cannot tell me that. You are just jealous about me. Recently, someone named Juri uploaded a private video of yours on the internet without Ryu... if you know what I mean. And your video is already a hit in Southtown. PS: Vega is hot, I can't blame you. ~Mai Shiranui |
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Those videos are fake! If you want me to stop calling you a slut then you should wear some clothes when you battle. I win fights using my speed, strength and skill. You win by showing off
your boobs.
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| Dear Setsuna, Have you ever wanted to kill Sailor Moon out of jealousy because the Moon is not a planet yet Sailor Moon is the leader and princess of the senshi team. You never get any respect and you should get revenge. ~Neos |
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I am not a violent kind of person and I let Dan do the dirty work... On Tuxedo Mask.
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| Dear Vega, *Drunk* Vega, I want you and I want to fuck you. Call me. ~Chun-Li |
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Please, please, please let this be real and not a dream. I knew that I would eventually win you over!
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| Dear Chun Li, Stay away from my Vega, you covert slut. He is mine, bitch. ~Tanya |
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I have nothing to do with Vega! All these rumors that Sakura is spreading are nothing more than LIES!
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| Dear Chun Li, Hey Chun, Sakura is telling everyone that you are in love and lusting for Vega. She was pretty certain about that. Don't you think -at least- that he is flawlessly handsome? ~Polaris |
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That is why I will strangle Sakura and break her neck..... Vega may be the handsomest man in the world but looks aren't everything.
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| Dear Vega, Hey Vega, Sakura told me that she found Chun-Li lusting for you. What do you think about that? She sounded so certain about that... ~Polaris |
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I think that is a dream come true. Thank you for the wonderful news. Finally my persistant hard work is paying off. I knew that sooner or later Chun-Li would not be able to resist my beauty.
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| Dear Sakura, Hey Saku-chan, why are telling everyone that you found Chun-Li having sex with Vega? Did you saw them? I'm sure that everyone will love to hear this kind of gossip! ~Polaris |
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Because it is true! I am sick and tired of hearing Chun-Li whine about Ryu and bedding Vega the next. I have lots of hentai Chun-Li X Vega photos that I shall sell to the highest bidder.
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| Dear Chun Li, When can you suck my dick? ~Ed |
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If I hear another perverted question from you, I will cut off your *#$@ and shove it down your throat!
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| Dear Chun Li, Admit it Chun Li, you cannot resist my beauty. In fact I believe you are deeply in love with me. ~Vega |
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Leave me alone, Vega. I all ready have too many annoying perverts to deal with!
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| Dear Vega, How disgusting is it, when one breaks a promise to never again even merely risk repeating the dreaded Mute Incident? White capes at the ready! ~Princess Natalie |
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Fear not, my lady. My claws are ready to taste their blood.
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| Dear Vega, C-Can I go out on a date with you? *blush* ~A shy and timid admirer |
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Certainly. I will pick you up at 5pm and you can spend the entire time staring at and admiring my beautiful face.
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| Dear Chun Li, Are you a Ryu X Chun-Li fan? ~Tigggra |
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*Blushes* Yes, I am.
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| Dear Sakura, Are you a Ryu X Chun-Li fan? ~Tigggra |
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FUCK NO!!!!!! It should and always be Ryu X Sakura instead!
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| Dear Vega, Are you a Ryu X Chun-Li fan? ~Tigggra |
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No. I am more of a Vega X Chun Li fan.
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| Dear Vega, How much does your claws cost? Will you sell them? ~Neos |
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My claws are a family heirloom that was passed down by my father that I used to kill my ugly step father after he killed my beautiful mother. I would never sell my beautiful claws because it is a part of me. Without
my claws I can not fight.
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| Dear Vega, Did you do anything fun for Halloween? ~Anonymous |
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I didn't have any kids showing up at my house for trick or treating. Must be because I had an ugly Balrog scarecrow on the lawn that scared them away.
It was a real shame because I was planning on handing out free autographs of my beautiful self.
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| Dear Ken, Ken, I think I'm in love with Chun Li... Could you give me some advice of how to get her attention? ~Ryu |
That's easy. Ask her out for dinner after one of your matches at one of those restaurants that Chun Li likes to go to. If you are too shy in talking to Chun Li then just be a good listener and smile when she does.
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| Dear Vega, Who is the ugliest man in the world? ~Phoenix |
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It is a tie between Balrog and my step father. Their ugliness makes me want to puke.
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| Dear Ryu, Ryu, did you feel jealous because Ken hogged me around in Street Fighter 2 V? ~Chun Li |
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As long as there is no touching involved and Ken doesn't make any moves on you then I am okay with it.
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| Dear Cammy, Do you like bald men? Would you turn him or his money down? ~Jiggles |
Of course not. Any man with money is a customer. I am not picky if I am paid up front.
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| Dear Zane, When will you fuck Dan? ~Crow |
Why don't YOU fuck him yourself?
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| Dear Setsuna, Why don't you just stop time and while Ryu is helpless you can let Sakura have her way with Ryu? That would make Sakura very happy. ~Neos |
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I can't because that would make Chun Li very mad and she would want to kill me.
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| Dear Chun Li, Can I smell one of your bras? I want to touch your boobies. ~Ed |
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You sick pervert! If I see you near me I will kill you!
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