Anyone have any idea at where Vega has ran off to? It is not safe to go out at nights whenever Dan and Vega are playing hide and seek. Boo hoo. My Vega. I miss my Vega. Why has my Vega run away again? Dan, I know where Vega is. Take him away from my house or I will have him arrested. If he doesn't accept the answer no then I will have him looking down the barrel of my gun! Chun Li, are you putting on weight? You look fatter.... Oh, I know! You are pregnant. Good job, Ryu. Uhm, Ken. I think you should keep your mouth shut. What? But I never touched Chun Li and I am still a virgin. Was she cheating on me when I was away at the fight. No, Ryu, I would never cheat on you. I love you, Chun Li. I will always be here for you when Ryu isn't! I'll gladly take care of your baby regardless if it is mine or not. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Prepare to die, Vega, for what you done to Chun Li! Bring it on, I'll gladly die for Chun Li! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Yo, Bitch Goddess, do you know something about any of this? Speak up before Vega ends up killed by Ryu and Dan becomes very sad. Chun Li is not pregnant she has just been to too many buffets over the holidays. That's what I've been trying to tell you all but you wouldn't let me speak. I am not pregnant! So I ate too much, put on a little weight and now the whole world knows! What a relief. That's okay, Chun Li. I think fat women are cute! There is more of you to hug and admire! WHAT DID YOU SAY, VEGA?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!! Vega, you idiot. Never make fun of a woman's weight. You found my precious Vega-Wega. Take this, Vega! ***GRABS VEGA AND THROWS HIM TO A HAPPY DAN FOR THEIR REUNION*** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Vega, my love. I will handcuff our hands to make sure that we are never separated again. Now give me a big reunited kiss! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Chun Li, no offense but when will you visit the gym to exercise and lose weight? Don't you dare start too, Ryu!!! I can't believe how stupid everyone is, it is a real riot. Chun Li is too old to have children because she had menopause decades ago. I know that Ryu lusts for my beautiful body while Chun Li is nothing more than a fat sack of over medicated wrinkles. NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION! ***LIGHTNING CHOPS SAKURA'S HEAD OFF***