Chapter 5: Vega and Dan's reunion


[After a hard day of being brutally raped by Dan, Vega has collapsed in to another coma. These past days Vega has been dreaming about how great it would be if he was dead or never existed. There were even times when Vega wished that he wasn't the handsomest man in the world because of all the attention and loving he is getting from Dan. Setsuna found Vega and took him back home to her castle at the Time Gates to use her magic to show just how important his existence is to Dan and in hopes of trying to stop Vega from wanting to commit suicide again. Setsuna had her time staff twirled upside down so that the garnet orb was facing Vega on the ground and smack him on the head with it. Vega woke up but not knowing where he was, Vega thought that he was still dreaming.]

Vega: If this is still a dream then Chun-Li and I should be making out any minute now......

Setsuna: Sorry, Vega, I brought you over to my home as a guest. I am going to show you how terrible life would be like if you did not exist. I'm going to grant you your wish so that you can see how terrible it is and then realize that it is wrong so that you can run back madly in love with Dan to create more nasty yaoi porn. You must always show Dan that you know how to please a man.

Vega: I am not gay, you fucking goddamn bitch!

Setsuna: Vega, you must start being more affectionate to Dan. Can't you see how much Dan loves you? All Dan wants to do is to be held in your arms while you recite romantic Spanish poetry to him. Would it kill you to wear the pink gi for Dan now and then?

Vega: Yes!

Setsuna: Never mind about that idea, I think Dan prefers you in a pink dress, high heels and a push up bra.

[Vega slips his claws back on his left hand and with a loud yodel, Vega leaps to the ceiling and dive straight towards Setsuna with his Claw Dive attack. However Setsuna uses her time stopping powers and has Vega frozen in mid air. Setsuna has Vega thrown to a wall where Vega was immediately immobilized with electric chains. A huge 1000 inch TV screen appears in front of Vega.]

Setsuna: Now, Vega, you will see how life will be like if you did not exist…….

Vega: When I get free from here I'll kill you!

[Vega screams Spanish profanity as the TV screen started to play a movie. Vega is getting a glimpse of how life would be like if he didn't exist. The first scene he sees is Dan. As soon as Vega saw Dan on screen he struggled to escape until he was electric shocked madly calming Vega down.]

Setsuna: It's so so sad. This is how Dan would be like if he didn't have his Vega.

[Dan looked different, instead of always smiling, Dan had a sad look on his face. He could not smile because there was a huge empty void in his life. With no Vega in Dan's life, Dan had trained hard that he managed to become an even stronger fighter than Ryu, he stopped Shadowlaw all by himself but Dan was still very sad. Dan stands all alone in a vacant forest and cries. He cries and begins to sing a sad love song for the love (Vega) he could never have.]

Setsuna: Sniff. This is so sad, without Vega poor Dan's life is miserable! Dan takes out all his misery on other men….. No male ass is safe…. But this is not the kind, sweet, lovable Dan that we all know. Without Vega to show Dan love, Dan has become a cold hearted rapist. Dan kills all of his victims…… His homosexual murder rampage has gone out of control because there is no Vega to satisfy his Saikyo urges. Notice how all the Street Fighter men have large red blood stains on the back of their pants and can't walk straight?

Vega: Are you trying to say that the only purpose my life serves is for Dan? NOW I WISH EVEN MORE THAT I WAS DEAD!

Setsuna: Yes, now go back home and passionately kiss Dan to show him how much you love him! Vega, let your Dan put his hands on your ass and worship it!

Vega: I HATE DAN!

Setsuna: Watch your mouth, Vega, I don't want to hear such rude and vile profanity. You had better meant to say that you LOVE Dan.

[The TV screen disappeared as Setsuna was unable to watch such sadness from Dan. Setsuna has Vega released from his restraints and as soon as Vega was free, Setsuna taps the sharp tip of her time staff down to the ground and a portal appears underneath Vega that drags Vega inside and teleports him back to Earth right on Dan's waiting lap. Dan grabs Vega and hugs him while screaming a happy Saikyo taunt.]

Dan: Vega, my love, where have you been? I have been looking all over for you! I love my Vega! Now where is my kissy?

Vega: No. No…. No….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Dan: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan grabs Vega in a hug and passionately kisses his Spanish ninja. Vega screams a loud no and repeatedly claws Dan in the face trying to escape from Dan's affections. Dan gets more turned on with the struggling and hugs Vega harder.]

Dan: VEEEEEEGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!! DAN WANTS HIS VEGA NOW!!!!!!

Vega: FUCK!

Dan: Oh, Vega, you animal you. I thought you never asked. Gadouken!

Vega: That's not what I meant! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Dan: YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! I love you so much, Vega darling!

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Dan: Time for Dan to sing to his Vega again! La la la la la la. La la la la la la . My Cherie Amour, lovely as a summer's day. My Vega Amour, distant as the Milky Way. My Vega Amour, pretty little one that I adore. You're the only one my heart beats for.

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!