Dan's Disgusting Craving - Chapter 2

Last time on Dan’s Dreams come true…

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I don’t think I should repeat what happened. It’s horrifying and extremely disturbing.

So we’ll make things a bit weirder, shall we?

Vega finally managed to get home (barely), and started to wipe his ass. He was leaking tears as he made a wipe, and put a big stick in his mouth to stop himself from screaming… he wanted to save his voice for his pathetic yodeling.

After 3 hours (SHARP!!), he was in horrible pain and started taking a shower. After he undressed himself (NOT a pretty sight), he started running the water and then took out his scrubber. He was scrubbing his chest and his extremely swollen buttocks.

About 10 minutes later, he went out, and without looking, put his hand towards the area in the bathroom where his towel always is. And without looking, he was drying off his wet ugly self with the yellow towel. He then looked down, and realized that his towel was pink instead of yellow. Vega was shocked beyond belief, and started running around the house in horror, butt-naked.

Dan: Vegeeeeeee!!!!! Come hear, cutie!

Vega: AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!! You haven’t learned?!!!!

Dan: No, because I don’t know a thing. Now give me some KISSIES!!!!!!!

Vega: NO!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!

Dan: *kissing sounds, still running around*

Vega: GET AWAY FROM ME, HOMO!!!

Dan: You’ve always been so fast, dear! I’m going to have to perform the Saikyo Drill now!

Vega: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan: YESYESYESYES!!!!!!

Dan, once again, caught Vega.

Dan: Soon we will be married, Vega! Soon!!!

Vega: UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan gets a good ending once again, it seems…

*Barney theme* I hate you, you hate me, we hate each other so shoot me with a great big gun and a shot from me to you *BANG* Won't you say you hate me too?