Dan's Disgusting Craving - Chapter 5
*beep.... beep.... beep....*
No, that is not the sound of the hospital electronics (actually, it's that too), but Vega cussing out Dan for his stupid whoring ways.
The nurses didn't seem to be watching what they were doing. Since it's a gay hospital (don't ask), the men were just adoring Vega's beauty.
Vega: CAN YOU JUST GET THESE PIECES OF UNNATURAL CRAP OUT OF MY ASS?!
Nurse: Fine, fine. Right away, cutie.
Vega rolled his eyes.
After plently of days and an EXTREMELY sore ass, there were 6,623 fussing babies on a bunch of plates in the room.
Dan: MY MY!!! Now the gay will NEVER be extinct! Vega, I'm so proud of you.
Vega was sweating. What was he going to do? He must not let these kids become gay!
And to make a long story short, guess where he had to feed them from.
When everyone was out of the room, Vega got up, after pretending to be asleep, and got the phone. He had a plan...
The next morning there were THOUSANDS of female fans outside of the gay hospital. When they saw Vega open the window above, they started cheering.
Vega: HERE!! TAKE THESE BABY VEGAS!!!
7 by 7, he started tossing the crying babies, leaving the girls to fight over who to keep.