Dan's Disgusting Craving - Chapter 6

Vega: GODDAMMIT!!!!!!

Dan: Nah, I'd rather f**k it up, baby.

Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vega limped home once again.

Vega: Ooooohhhhh...... sometimes I hate being hot!

Dan busts in.

Dan: I'M BACK, BABY! I JUST HAD TO F**K ELTON JOHN!

Vega: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan: Here, chug this.

Vega was forced to drink three whole bottles of alcohol, and was COMPLETELY drunk.

Dan: Come on, Vega. Let's have sex.

Vega: Uuuuuugghhh................ DAHOY!

Apparently, Dan then forced Vega to marry him. The wedding is tomorrow!

Priest: Do you, Dan Hibiki, take Vega No Miko as your loving husband in illness and in health?

Dan: YEAH! I TAKE HIM AND THEN I JACK HIM UP!

Priest: And do you, Vega No Miko, take Dan Hibiki as your f-- I mean... ahem... LOVING husband in illness and in health?

Vega: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhh......................

Priest: Then you may kiss the br-- I mean... GROOM. Sorry, Vega. The sissy look.

Dan and Vega were making out. Need I say anymore?

Vega: HUH?! *spits* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE??????????