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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
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My wife's best friend is fisting us from South Dakota. Seeing how she lives so far away, we're deciding to have a Thanksgiving dinner for her. I was wondering, is there any weird family traditions you guys have? Nothing is too stupid or weird.
EDIT: VISITING, not fisting us. Oh my god, I'm laughing my ass off.
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Gin
Kombatant
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I don't have any real family traditions. We are all anti-social
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Mew
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Green Ninja
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At family parties the host doesn't cook but all the guests bring in their own food
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| Tue Jul 14, 2020 4:31 am |
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Slasher
Bean Queen Gay Man
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My family rejected me for being gay. They would have a tradition of who could be ashamed of me the most
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James
Master chef and slaughterer of pokemons
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Sadly everyone in my family do not get along. If we see each other we would fight
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
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Slasher, you'd be welcome at our family table for Thanksgiving.
I can't believe I said fisting us, not visiting us. Laughing my ass off. That's a long ass arm.
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Jennifer
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Ugh fisting? Lmaoo
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Last Quincy
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We would used to see whoever could drink the most liquor on New Years Day
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| Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:01 am |
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Gin
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That misspelling would actually make sense for a family of boxers
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Mew
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SuperBeast
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That misspelling would actually make sense for a family of boxers |
Or porn stars. Think about it.
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Arcadia Demon
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One weird family tradition is at Christmas to see who can complain and hate their job the most. Then that person gets to go home with an extra box of cookies
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Kisara
Convention seeker
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Our traditions if any are too boring. We usually have too much food and too little guests
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Last Quincy
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One weird family tradition is at Christmas to see who can complain and hate their job the most. Then that person gets to go home with an extra box of cookies |
That actually sounds pretty normal to me
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Neo Senshi
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The oldest family member will eat first before everyone else does
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