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Slasher
Bean Queen Gay Man
Posts: 984
Location: Gaytopia
Species: Human
Profession: Full time homosexual
Gender: Gay Man
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Dear SuperBeast,
What is the gayest thing Zangief has done in Izuna?
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Move over Dan. I will properly show Vega the joys of homosexuality. |
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| Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:59 am |
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Tetsu
Kombatant
Posts: 1962
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Would you challenge Honda to a taco eating contest?
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| Sun Mar 14, 2021 6:30 pm |
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Green Ninja
Kombatant
Posts: 1292
Species: Reptile
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Can you teach me how to do a Hadoken?
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| Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:21 am |
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Limey Man
Tea and pretty cutlery
Posts: 1805
Species: Human
Profession: Queer
Gender: Gay Man
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Dear SuperBeast,
How do you deal with racist cops in Izuna?
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Why so British? |
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| Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:00 pm |
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
Posts: 1352
Location: Texas/New Jersey
Species: Hybrid
Profession: Professional Asshole.
Gender: Male
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Limey Man: IPD has a very intense background check system. We don't have a racist cop in the city.
Green Ninja: You got the patience, I got the time.
Tetsu: I can't beat that an in anything food related.
Slasher: He grabbed a man's head and humped it at a club. While wearing his wrestling gear.
Limey Man: They raise bunnies, and fuck like bunnies. I got an invite to the wedding.
Kisara: Not as much as you'd think.
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Contorted spirit, distorted creed, you know that your time has come when the soil bleeds.
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| Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:37 am |
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Mew
Mew
Posts: 3176
Location: Mew
Species: Mew
Gender: Male
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Mew
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Mew |
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| Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:44 pm |
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Gin
Kombatant
Posts: 1225
Location: Soul Society
Species: Soul Reaper
Profession: Super Nerd
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Are you getting paid royalties for the SuperBeast masks that are being sold?
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| Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:08 pm |
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Last Quincy
Kombatant
Posts: 973
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
How difficult are Mortal Kombat tournaments compared to Street Fighter?
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| Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:56 pm |
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Mina
Kombatant
Posts: 750
Species: Human
Gender: Female
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Dear Mike,
How is real estate come in Izuna? Is it possible to buy a house there? How are your neighbors?
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| Sun Apr 25, 2021 3:54 am |
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Gin
Kombatant
Posts: 1225
Location: Soul Society
Species: Soul Reaper
Profession: Super Nerd
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Has Raiden ever approached you with a job offer?
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| Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:25 pm |
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Tetsu
Kombatant
Posts: 1962
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast
Why won't you wear a hat like Kung Lao?
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| Sun Apr 25, 2021 8:08 pm |
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da Junk Yard Dog
Thug
Posts: 590
Location: Fuck off
Species: wtf do you think
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Have you arm wrestled Jax?
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| Mon Apr 26, 2021 5:52 am |
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
Posts: 1352
Location: Texas/New Jersey
Species: Hybrid
Profession: Professional Asshole.
Gender: Male
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JYD: I did. Those arms are killers, man. He won.
Tetsu: Not interested.
Gin: Not that I was aware of.
Mina: Property taxes aren't that bad. Get a good sized house with a low mortgage. My neighbor to my right is okay. Nice lady with a dog. The neighbor to my right is that goddamn Dan Hibiki, running his dojo out of his house.
Last Quincy: Well, it's dirt simple. First guy to die loses.
Gin: I get a kickback, but it's less than what they originally offered. People gotta eat, man.
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Contorted spirit, distorted creed, you know that your time has come when the soil bleeds.
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| Sat May 15, 2021 4:04 am |
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Gin
Kombatant
Posts: 1225
Location: Soul Society
Species: Soul Reaper
Profession: Super Nerd
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
When you trained in Hell did you meet Scorpion?
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| Sun May 16, 2021 2:21 am |
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Green Ninja
Kombatant
Posts: 1292
Species: Reptile
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Would you want to star in a movie with Cage and Fei Long?
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| Sun May 16, 2021 2:48 am |
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Andy
Kombatant
Posts: 1580
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Can you make your Hadoken glow pink?
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| Tue May 18, 2021 2:41 am |
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Kisara
Convention seeker
Posts: 1671
Location: Ancient Egypt
Species: Human
Gender: Female
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Dear SuperBeast,
Do you have summer plans in Izuna?
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I carry the spirit and soul of the mighty "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" |
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| Wed May 19, 2021 2:07 pm |
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Last Quincy
Kombatant
Posts: 973
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
Who is more rich and well off in Izuna? You or Karin?
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| Thu May 20, 2021 2:22 pm |
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James
Master chef and slaughterer of pokemons
Posts: 649
Location: Homeless rogue
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear SuperBeast,
If you had a pet that was sick would you choose to abandon it for a new pet or stick with the old pet until the very end despite the bill costs?
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Prepare for trouble!
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above |
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| Fri May 21, 2021 12:32 am |
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
Posts: 1352
Location: Texas/New Jersey
Species: Hybrid
Profession: Professional Asshole.
Gender: Male
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James: I'd stick it out with the pet, no matter what. Pets are family, not disposable. Only an asshole would do that.
Last Quincy: Karin. That bitch has everything.
Kisara: I dunno, maybe a barbeque.
Andy: No.
Green Ninja: I'd end up killing one of those egomaniacs.
Gin: Never saw him.
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Contorted spirit, distorted creed, you know that your time has come when the soil bleeds.
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| Fri May 21, 2021 3:31 am |
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