House Party Izuna Beat Drops

The living room was full of people. Dee Jay had spared no expense. Hs had a premium lighting rig with lights glowing, and lasers all around, plus a fog machine for ambience and to enhance the laser lights. People were doing keg stands in the backyard. In the living room, Yun & Yang have their backs against the wall, bobbing their heads to the music.

Yang: No way, there she is.

Yun: Who?

Yang: Who do you think, gyoza brain? Sakura's here.

Sakura is across the room, conversating with Karin, her former rival, and Makoto.

Yang: I'm gonna make my move.

Yun: Yeah, and she'll shoot you down.

Yang: I gotta try, man. I've been dreaming about this day.

Yun: Yeah, wet dreams.

Yang: I'm gonna make my move. Now.

Yang takes a deep breath, relaxes his shoulders, and takes his first step. Another step. His third step is cancelled out by something. He feels something or someone catch onto his foot. he stumbles and falls face first into a coffee table. Everyone in the vicinity laughs at him for being a klutz. The only person who isn't laughing is Yun, who is shaking his head in disgust.

Yang: What the hell was that!?

Dhalsim is behind him laughing. Dhalsim developed a penchant for being a drunk asshole.

Dhalsim: Heh heh heh heh heh heh...fuckin' virgins.

Yun: Why wasn't I an only child...

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Mike is going around making his rounds, saying his hellos and cheers. He goes to refill his drink, and sees someone enter the room.

Mike: Oh shit...it's Cody.

Sean: Who?

Mike: Cody Travers. Dude just got out of jail.

Mike makes his way to Cody.

Mike: What's up, Cody? Glad to see you've made it out of jail, man. Why are you wearing your jumpsuit still? Why you got handcuffs on still?

Cody: Don't worry about it, man! I've been in the joint for a long time. You get used to things you never thought you would...

Cody eyes Vega walking by.

Mike: What? What's the matter?

Cody: Who is that?

Mike: Who?

Cody: Pretty boy with the braid.

Mike: What, you mean Vega?

Cody: Damn, he look good...a mouth's a mouth, man.

Mike: Cody, Cody, Cody...you gotta stop, man. You're not in jail anymore. You need to get a taste of some of these girls around here.

Cody: Tsk, I don't want any of these hoes, man...I'm gonna make my move. Fuck out my way.

Cody shoves aside Mike in pursuit of a buzzed Vega. Cody got used to sex with men from being in prison for so long, but preferred effeminate looking men, almost to the point of of androgyny. He follows Vega towards the bathroom. Mike just shakes his head. He walks over towards the DJ booth, and grabs the mic.

Mike: Yoooooooo!!!! On behalf of the man of the hour, I wanna thank you all for coming out, stay tuned because Dee Jay is gonna give us a live preview here tonight of the new album, Sobat Carnival Style!

The crowd cheers, while some people sit at the kitchen table drinking and playing cards, People getting drunk in the backyard, and having a good time. The living room became a dance floor, people bumping and grinding on each other. The night had been going smooth. However, knowing Mike's luck, things were never smooth.